Katy Perry Joins Forces With Overly Concerned Moms To Save Rainbow Chip Frosting, Hilarity Ensues
Most families have traditions for birthdays and of course, they are something we all look forward to. However, I think most of us are sensible enough to know that certain things won’t last forever and today, I found out that Rainbow Chip frosting was in danger of being one of them. That is, untilÂ Betty Crocker listened to Katy Perry, Patron Saint of Rainbow Chip. Before she spoke up, it looked like the frosting might be in peril, despite the desperate pleas of moms everywhere.
USA Today reports that the singer Tweeted about how bummed she was that she would not have Rainbow Chip for her upcoming 30th birthday cake and the Tweet they sent in return makes it sound like they might bring it back:
This is all well and good but the best thing to come out of this whole debacle are the reviews on Betty Crocker’s website where people are positively losing it that their Speshul Snowflache or other loved one might have to do without Rainbow Chip for their birthday this year. I know, I know- there are real problems in the world and these jerks are getting themselves in a lather over birthday cake but at least their hysteria entertains the rest of us! See below for the very definition of First World Problems- all of the
assholes people who think that birthdays are just RUINED without the magic of Rainbow Chip frosting:
1. She Might Have To *GASP* Bake A Different Kind Of Cake
2. Devastated. Really?
3. This Is What We Boycott Over?
4. RIP. It Really Is The Same As The Death Of A Loved One
5. I Don’t Think That Word Means What You Think It Means
6. YOU KNOW I MEAN BUSINESS BECAUSE I USED ALL CAPS!!1!!!1
7. A Grown Man’s Birthday Is Now RUINED, I Tell You
8. There Are People With Birthdays Every Day Of The Year?
(All Images: Betty Crocker)