Nothing Says ‘Fail’ Like A Giant Penis On A Child’s Birthday Cake
Who doesn’t want a little penis on a child’s birthday cake? Oh, I don’t know – probably everyone. I came across some of these epic birthday party fails today that left me wondering if these bakers had ever seen a penis, and if so – why did they think it was appropriate to plant one smack in the middle of a child’s cake? I’m never lucky enough to be invited to parties with this kind of epic fail. It’s so unfair.
1. Â Of course it’s “Peter’s” cake.
Seriously? How did you miss this?
2. Pretty sure that’s supposed to be a baseball bat.
Happy Birthday Jaden! Here’s a big, black dildo with a zebra cock ring fashioned out of frosting!
3. Happy Birthday, Princess!
Oh look! It’s all the Disney princesses surrounded by giant flower-bedazzled cocks. Holy crap. Is whoever made this blind?
4. It’s Brian’s birthday everyone!
I never thought a baseball bat looked like a penis until today.
5. Don’t do that to Winnie The Pooh.
That candle could have gone anywhere. Weirdo.
6. I’m not even sure what this is.
Rocket-ship penis and baseball cloud?
7. I can’t.
Light saber? Rocket? Probably, because something tells me Josh didn’t want a giant vibrator cake.