Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Officially Expecting A Tiny Timber-Human In This Adorable Photo
Sorry to burst your bubble, tons of Justin Timberlake fangirls who would never in real life carry his baby but are super disappointed and wearing sad faces after viewing his latest Instagram post. Don’t be sad; JT is gonna be a dad! Even though we all knew the TimberBiels were either expecting a baby or a very oversized bun, the couple confirmed the news with an adorable photo. No, let me rephrase that. It’s the type of photo you would totally roll your eyes at if you saw it pop up in your Facebook newsfeed, but find yourself being all “awwww!” about it when you realize it’s Justin Timberlake’s photo instead.
I kid, I kid. It’s actually really hard to be cynical about two young, famous, wealthy, talented, super good-looking people are super excited to announce their pregnancy. Especially when there are so many feverish, happy hashtags in the announcement:
Thank you EVERYONE for the Bday wishes! This year, I’m getting the GREATEST GIFT EVER. CAN’T WAIT. #BoyOrGirl #YouNeverKnow #WeDontEvenKnow #WeAreTakingBets
Can I just say I truly admire those who are sticklers for the surprise when it comes to the baby’s sex? Every time I hear “it’s one of life’s only big surprises” I immediately feel guilty for how badly I’d want to know at that 20 week sonogram (for a million reasons, none of them being a ‘gender reveal party‘. I’m the type of person who skips ahead to the end of books I’m reading just to spoil it for myself. I have exactly zero willpower.
Anyway, congrats to Justin and Jessica, whom I completely forgot were married for the hundredth time until seeing this photo today. Well done.