Gift This: Pregnant Women Don’t Want Baby Stuff For Christmas

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Fancy Red Lipstick, $25


So I’m going to take a brief departure from pretending that the woman you are buying this for isn’t pregnant, to mention that there’s a time in your pregnancy when everything starts to bloat and expand and — blah. Sometimes you feel blah. Enter fancy red lipstick. It looks good on everyone and this one from Guerlain has the most awesome packaging, ever. Squeal.

Guerlain Rouge Automatique Rouge D’Enfer,

Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker, $99


I’m not usually one to recommend gifting appliances – BUT… LOOK AT THIS THING! This will probably make her cry.

Cuisinart Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker,

Lightening Bolt Necklace, $50


Because wearing a lightening bolt kinda makes you feel like a superhero. Everyone knows that.

Rosegold Lightening Bolt Necklace,

Bathtub Caddy, $30

bathtub caddy

I need this, you need this — everyone needs this. Half the reason I don’t take baths is because I can’t figure out how to keep my book dry. You’ll probably have to help her in and out of the tub, but she’ll love you for this.

Taymor Bath Caddy,


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