Childrearing
Don’t Be Afraid Of Your Son’s Baby Boner
1. You can always ignore it
My son loves to tell me about his “Hulk” weiner and how it’s growing. I basically go “how nice…..” and move it the fuck along!
2. You can turn it into a teachable moment
You can take this oppurtunity to explain to him that it is not a big deal but it is private and if he wants to explore he needs to take it behind closed doors.
3. Or you can always call in your husband to deal with it
That way, you don’t have to. Because he gets boners too. It’s only fair, really.
4. Pretending you cannot hear him should work
This is different than ignoring him. Trust me, I am a professional.
5. If all else fails, just close your eyes and wish him to be a girl
Because in parenting, denial is always your BFF.
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