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10 Things You Won’t Believe Your Kid Is Telling Their Kindergarten Teacher

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6. This Is Just Sad

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“My Daddy took away my Mommy’s car keys as her punishment.”

7. Time To Stop Being Naked In Front Of Them

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“I want to have long boobies someday. Just like my mommy.”

8. If You Send Them In Sick, They Will Tell

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“I threw up this morning so my mom told me not to eat anything here because she has a class and can’t come get me.”

9. Seriously- They Always Tell

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“I was sick yesterday so I have extra underwear in my bag because if I fart, poop will probably come out like it did yesterday!”

10. Keep Common Core Opinions To Yourself

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“My mom says you give me too much homework!”

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