STFU Parents: Parents Who Take All The Bloody Fun Out Of Halloween

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5. Poisoned Candy Warning

5I’m not saying Elizabeth is lying here, but I *am* saying that she has an incredibly anomalous number of stories involving “people doing crazy shit” with candy. I respect her decision to “warn” her friends about The Case of the Torn Snickers Peanut Butter Bar, and yet I can’t help but recall the best Mom’s Gold Star example regarding poisoned-candy paranoia EVER from last year. If only more parents had a sense of humor about such things.

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