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STFU Parents: Facebook Moms Who Think Their Baby’s Poop Smells Good

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3. Buttered Popcorn

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If there’s one particular scent often associated with pleasant-smelling baby shit, it’s popcorn. Some people, like Aimee, even go so far as to call it “buttered popcorn,” which adds a richness in description that’s entirely unappealing to think about. The thing I enjoy most about this exchange is the way her friend is just like, “Giiiiiiirl. You need to get out of the house more, FOR REAL. Take a walk. Get your nails done. Go to a movie. Just don’t talk about how your baby’s ass smells like buttered popcorn when you’re in the movie before no one wants to hear that shit, seriously.”

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