The Sexiest Man Alive – According To Mommyish

We’re scratching our heads along with the rest of the Internet over People Magazine’s choice of the Sexiest Man Alive, 2013. Adam Levine? Really?  We’re experts at Mommyish. of course we are, because most of us have had kids, and in order to have the kids (well, sometimes) you need to have the sex (sometimes.) Since we’re obviously smarter than People, we though we’d compile a list of the sexiest men of the year – according to – well, us.

Idris Elba

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Um, hello? Hello? On what planet is Adam Levine sexier than this slice of amazingness?

George Clooney

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Hello Clooney-circa-Facts-of-Life. It’s like he’s looking into our souls, screaming, “I will date models way younger than me ’til the end of time and you’ll still find me irresistable.”

Peter Dinklage


We can’t be the only ones who find Peter swoony.

Any Man Who Brings Us Food


Who knows if the Kraft Zesty Italian guy can really cook? Who cares. There is an added bonus with this one in that he pissed off One Million Moms.

Thor, When Holding A Baby

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Chris Hemsworth is hot – but only when he’s holding a baby, says Eve Vawter. You take away the baby and he is just another lunkhead in a tight T-shirt.



We love bearded, Western-y Common.

Anson Mount , aka The Main Guy In Hell On Wheels 


We’ve never even seen this show but who cares?

The Polar Opposite Of This Guy

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The Gevalia Caffe guy haunts Maria Guido‘s dreams. Something about his hair and beige lipstick. So, the polar opposite of this guy.

Anthony Bourdain

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He drinks. He swears. He smokes. And he has the best job in the universe. Dreamy. Plus, he may possibly make us food, so bonus.

Sterling Archer 

This was also Eve’s choice, and if we are at the point where even a cartoon is sexier than Adam Levine, what does that tell you? IT TELLS YOU THAT THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS.

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