40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
Just stick to the list.
Well, the good news is, a baby is only slightly more expensive than a new iPhone! Isn’t this just how it goes, though? Wife goes through all the trouble of putting together a cute little surprise to announce she’s pregnant, and spouse just completely blows past it in confusion. To be fair, if you were expecting an iPhone and opened a box to find a stick your partner had peed on, it would be a bit of a letdown. Also kind of gross. We could compose an entire list of marriage tweets showing some obtuse reaction just like this one, it happens so often.