40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage

Hide the receipt!

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Marriage is basically just a game in which you try to hide how much you spent on something from each other for as long as possible. At least until they forget you bought it and don’t notice the charge on the card or the debit on the account. The funny thing, most couples will eventually find out how much their spouse spent on something. But since they themselves have a couple of purchases they’d like to keep quiet, they won’t ever bring it up. So just keep using “I got a good deal on it” or “I got it on sale”.

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