The Brilliant Brandi Glanville Hilariously Jokes That Ex-Husband Eddie Cibrian ‘Raped’ Her

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Brandi Glanville Eddie CibrianThe Brandi Glanville Eddie Cibrian LeAnn Rimes drama is probably about as interesting as that Real Housewives episode you have DVRed for later. I’m not really paying attention except for those need to know Real Housewives parenting tips such as using Twitter for co-parenting. True gems. But I heard the equivalent of record scratch when an excerpt from Brandi Glanville’s new book reportedly has the reality star joking about how her ex-husband raped her. Nothing engenders a hearty laugh like rape!

The Daily Mail, which is surprisingly sound in their response to Brandi’s prose, reports that Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders details how she and now ex-husband Eddie Cibrian met. And there’s some “hot” “rape,” according to the mother of two:

“I used to joke that he ‘raped’ me. Rape jokes are never funny, except when they are. I was saying, ‘No,no,no,’ the entire time, but we all know that despite the adage, sometimes no does mean yes.”

Brandi says that she and Eddie Cibrian slept together the first night that they met at Santa Monica club:

“Six years after I moved to Europe, I came back to Los Angeles to shoot a Coors Light commercial and ended up in an obnoxious nightclub called Grandville on Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood. Across the bar, I spotted an insanely attractive Cuban man who just couldn’t keep his eyes off me, and I couldn’t keep my eyes off him either. It was love at first sight – or perhaps, lust. Yes, we slept together that first night. I would never endorse sleeping with someone you just met, because half of the fun is the challenge. But, man, was it f**king hot!”

Glad to know that Brandi has co-signed that exceedingly dangerous and ever faulty “no can sometimes yes” perception of consent and sex. As a woman who is raising two sons, Brandi Glanville’s comments evoke even further concern. What the hell else are those little boys learning what with a mother jokingly gabbing about how funny it was that daddy raped mommy? Lemme guess. Short skirts mean that she’s asking for it? That if their lady date has been drinking then you can’t use the “R” word?

Just more stellar parenting tips from your favorite Real Housewives star!

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