The 10 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week
One of the best things about Twitter is that you can get a fun glimpse into people’s brains by the small phrases they tweet and there are so many parents who just seem to understand our struggle. It’s hard to keep our cool when our little ones are doing everything they can to push all the buttons.
We know you all love to laugh just as much as we do and these tweets from fellow parents will bring you just the right amount of giggles and camaraderieÂ to get you through until bedtime.
1. Healthy Life Choices
Me: I'm making healthier life choices.
Also me: Is it possible to make a pot pie entirely out of crust?
— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) March 31, 2017
2. How’s It Going?
3. Works Every Time
If I ever really want my kids' attention I can just make a YouTube video of me "unboxing" whatever I need to say.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) March 31, 2017
4. Spring Break
Spring Break means I now have no leverage to put the kids to bed early.
Thanks, Spring Break.
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) March 31, 2017
6. Future and Past
Two decades from now, our kids will ask us: "but what did you do"?…. We can't just say "we tweeted in frustration"..
— Lux September (@Lux_September) March 30, 2017
7. Seriously, why?
Why do kids cry when you brush their teeth but they can't feel food on their face?
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) March 30, 2017
*going to pediatrician
7: Is he going to give me a shot
Me: I hope not. Needles freak me out.
M: Oh. But it probably won't hurt.
— TheAlexNevilSpooky (@TheAlexNevil) March 30, 2017
9. How Precious!
My son is convinced that if you cut a bee in half, honey will come out and honestly, that's a really logical line of thinking.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) March 30, 2017
10. Solid Advice!
If you encounter a Build-A-Bear, play dead and hope it loses interest.
— The Monstrous Mr. Fitz (@UnFitz) March 30, 2017