Chicago Elementary School Cancels Haunted House Depicting Pulse Nightclub Shooting
Halloween is supposed to be fun. It is a day for candy, spooky decorations, and hitting “refresh” on Neil…
The Orlando Theater Community Has a Beautiful Way to Block Protesters from Funerals
There are few people or organizations on Earth quite as repugnant as the Westboro Baptist Church. Among their many…
50 People Killed in Mass Shooting at Orlando Nightclub This Morning
Early this morning an armed gunman opened fire at Pulse, a popular gay nightclub in Orlando, killing at least…
Idiots with Fake AK-47 Cause Panic at French School
Showing up at a school with a very realistic toy AK-47 is a terrible idea at the best of…
San Bernardino Shooter’s Sister Hopes to Adopt Their Orphaned Baby Daughter
On Wednesday, December 2, countless innocent lives were destroyed by a mass shooting in San Bernardino, California, that killed…
Pro-Gun Group Roleplays Charlie Hebdo Attack With An Armed Civilian, It Doesn’t Go Well
Some of us spent Monday morning rehashing the events of the Packers-Cowboys or Seahawks-Panthers game and brashly proclaiming what…
New Policy Would Make Teachers Spy On ‘Potential Terrorist’ Preschoolers
Being a child care provider can’t be an easy job. With diapers to change, meals to prepare and serve,…
Why Give Your Kids A Spongebob Coloring Book When You Can Haunt Their Dreams With ‘True Faces Of Evil’
Today in what-the-hell-is-going-on-in-the-world-make-it-stop, there’s a coloring book for kids that focuses on the “true faces of evil.” Why color…
Teenage Terrorist Thwarted By One Brave Lady’s ‘Gut Feeling’
At the risk of sounding superstitious, I’ll admit that I am the type of person who strongly believes in…
Idiot Teen Arrested After Making Terrorist Twitter Threat To American Airlines
I may sound like an old mom, but I’m to say it anyway””I’m so glad social media wasn’t around…
14-Year-Old ‘White Girl’ Stupidly Tweets Terroristic Threats To Airline
This is why you don’t let your young teenage kids have Twitter, parents. Actually, take away all their internets…
From Stray Dogs To Possible Terrorist Attacks, The Entire Sochi Situation Is Nerve-Wracking
I cannot imagine what it must be like for all of the millions of people arriving in Sochi for…
Greenwich Village Bomb Mom Heads To Rehab And Still Hasn’t Seen Her Baby Yet, Koa Beck Refuses To Smell Apartment For Me
Finally! Finally we have some news on Greenwich Village Bomb Mom, the moniker I have coined for Morgan Gliedman….
Explosive Hoarding Greenwich Village New Parents Aren’t Terrorists, Just Really Smelly Heroin Addicts
I’m going to set my DVR because the inevitable Lifetime Network TV movie about the privileged Greenwich Village couple busted…