Scary Mommy: 7 Things You Should Know About Raising Triplets
When I first discovered I was expecting, I was excited to join the ranks of motherhood as a fledgling member. Soon, however, I learned that I was not having a sweet bundle of joy;Â I was having three. As blessed as we are to have become a family of five so quickly, I found that having triplets made me seem almost un-relatable to other moms.
Here are some things you should know about raising triplets:
1. I often wonder what life with one child is like.Â Not because I wish I had one child. I am obsessed with all three of my kids. But you know that yummy moment when a newborn finishes eating and curls up asleep in your arms? For me, that moment always meant that it was time to put that baby in a crib and attend to the next child. I used to daydream about what it would be like to hold my child whenever I felt like it for as long as I wanted. I still imagine how it would feel to go to the store with a child and not have people stare, comment, or whisper about my family. I envy your normalcy.
2. Everyone finds my situation fascinatingâ€”except for me.Â Having a family that differs from the norm invites a lot of curiosity and probing lines of questioningâ€“often inappropriate in nature. When people see triplets, they think it gives them a license to discuss a familyâ€™s very private business of conception. Some try to be covert by asking questions like, â€œDo twins run in your family?â€ or â€œWas it a surprise?â€ Others go for the jugular and ask, â€œAre they natural?â€ or â€œDid you do The Fertility?â€ While I am not particularly private about our familyâ€™s journey with infertility and our subsequent IVF miracles, fielding these questions from people I donâ€™t have any connection to feels so invasive. In addition to the barrage of questions from strangers cornering me in the supermarket, I also get loud comments, whispers, and stares from passers-by. Once, I ordered a latte at Starbucks when I had my babies with me and the older lady at the register yelled back to the other baristas, â€œShe must not be breastfeeding, she ordered caffeine!â€ Geez. Thanks lady. And, of course, there are the cars in the neighborhood slowing to a creep as I push my triple stroller along the sidewalk. There is the rubbernecking and whispers while I stand in line at Target. The loud comments as my children play at the park. I am not a meek person by nature, but Iâ€™m also not fond of being the center of attention. These repeated events have made me crawl into my shell and avert eye contactÂ every time I go out. Iâ€™m not trying to be rude, Iâ€™ve just been conditioned to act this way.
3. Our normal is different from your normal.Â Not better. Not worse. Just different. Having three infants is logistically cumbersome. Daily, we have to solve problems that others never needed to consider. What car seats are slim enough to fit three across? Can a triple stroller fit in the back of the car or through a doorway or on an elevator? How do you give bottles to all three when they are hungry at the same time? How will we evacuate the house if thereâ€™s a fire? Will the doctor allow us to bring three children at the same time? What is the parent-child ratio in this mommy-and-me class? Does this restaurant have three high chairs? These issues are exactly the ones that can make our family seem so un-relatable. Ultimately, we all begin problem-solving the moment we arrive home with a newborn; we just have some different problems to solve.