40 Posts That’ll Make You Say ‘Me As A Parent’
He Knows When You’re Awake
Nearly all of us at one point or another has threatened to call the big guy himself. We can whip out our phones and pretend to dial. The child stops dead in their tracks screaming “no!” Haven’t we told them that the man can see them while they’re sleeping, and he knows when they’re awake? So, Santa can see all this crap that’s going down right now, right? Oh, he is not going to be a happy camper when he finds out about that tantrum. Hey, we can use this excuse until they are at least eight or nine, until they figure it all out.