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I Guess It’s Safe To Assume That Gwyneth Paltrow Solves Marital Strife With Blowjays

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Gwyneth Paltrow No, there’s no on the record lofty quote by our GOOP goddess espousing this harmonious marital tidbit — although I wouldn’t put it past her. Good followup to the whole cookbook thing? No, no, no, Chelsea Handler just relayed some marital advice she overheard Gwyneth Paltrow give someone at a dinner party she attended. Hey, Gwyneth didn’t exactly deny it.

On her show, Chelsea Handler says that she didn’t even want to necessarily get to know Gwyneth and her Coldplay husband, Chris Martin, because of how “perfect” they seemed. But Chelsea maintains that upon meeting Gwyneth, she quickly learned that the mother of two isn’t exactly perfect — I’m sure even Gwynnie and the hubby bicker over who forgot to buy paper towels or some such GOOP equivalent (who forgot to buy flaxseed oil?)

But that’s when Chelsea describes how Gwyneth offered a friend — fresh from a fight with her own husband — some conflict resolving advice: blow jobs! Or to “go at him with love” and then a blowjob, according to Chelsea.

Chelsea muses that Gwyneth uses such tactics in her own marriage, an assumption that sends her into a fit of laughter and a quick panic about her mother watching. “Amazing Advice Giver” Gwyneth.

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