What’s This, You Say? Trump Isn’t Chivalrous? NO WAY!
I mean, we’ve established that Donald Trump is a racist. We’ve also covered the fact that he’s remarkably stupid. But now we have to process that he isn’t even a gentleman? Impossible! You mean to tell me, the guy who bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, cheated on all three wives, and paid off porn stars during the presidential election isn’t chivalrous? Well, I NEVER.
A picture surfaced today of Donald Trump boarding Air Force One, after another golf trip in Florida. He was traveling with wife Melania Trump, and their son, Barron. It was a bit rainy and gusty in Palm Beach, so Trump carried an umbrella. For … himself.
Melania and Barron are apparently wind and rain-proof, so they didn’t need protection from the elements. LOL just kidding! Trump waddled his penquin-esque body up the stairs, while Barron and Melania flapped in the wet wind. This guy, I tell you. Always thinking of others.
Melania, at one point, tried to finagle her way under Donnie’s umbrella. HOW DARE SHE.
Barron is a kid, so Barron obviously does not give a fuck. What is it about kids and staying dry? Are umbrellas that uncool? I have to literally bribe my children to carry one in the rain. Like the promise of not catching pneumonia isn’t enough.
Shockingly, this isn’t the first time Donald has left poor Melania high and (not so) dry. Ok, maybe shockingly isn’t the right word. Let’s go with predictably instead.
Remember back to the inauguration? Oh, those were simpler times indeed. Donald exits the car, and apparently forgets that his wife is in the car with him. Just gets out, walks up the stairs to greet President and First Lady Obama, and then here comes Melania! Bringing up the rear.
So, let’s recap: racist? Check! Stupid? Double check! Serial cheater? Triple check! And now we can add selfish umbrella hogger to the list. It’s fine. Everything is fine.
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