While there are some very nauseating mommy hashtags out there to signal a sanctimommy in your midst, don’t be fooled. Not all members of the mommy police traffic in #Momz4Life. Nevertheless, you can usually find them in their natural habitat — pretty much any social media platform — broadcasting judgement about other “whore” moms who can’t afford their children and “pawn” them off on others. All the while, Sanctimommy & Co just want the world to know that while you’re out with friends having a cocktail, they are at home reading to their child and putting their baby’s needs FIRST. No sudden movements, now.