15 Sanctimommies Sanctimommying It Up On Twitter

While there are some very nauseating mommy hashtags out there to signal a sanctimommy in your midst, don’t be fooled. Not all members of the mommy police traffic in #Momz4Life. Nevertheless, you can usually find them in their natural habitat — pretty much any social media platform — broadcasting judgement about other “whore” moms who can’t afford their children and “pawn” them off on others. All the while, Sanctimommy & Co just want the world to know that while you’re out with friends having a cocktail, they are at home reading to their child and putting their baby’s needs FIRST. No sudden movements, now.

1. “Whoring Around”

2. No such thing as a legitimately broke mommy

3. No babysitters, nannies, or daycare ever

4. Childless folks just don’t know

5.  FYI ladies

6. Guess which one I am?

7. Parenting pity 

8. Just FYI y’all

9. No blabbing 

10. Your kids are your life

11. Do your RESEARCH

12.  No parenting vacations

13. “So-called mothers”

14. ZOMG

15. No pawn offs

(photo: adelaide.edu.au)