All posts tagged "Bad Mom Advice"
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Bad Mom Advice: Should We Let This Young Kid Watch American Horror Story Plus Temper Tantrum Tweens
Eveveveveveveveveveveveveeeeeeeev, my kid, she is eleven wants to watch American Horror Story with meeeeeeeeeeeee should I let her...
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Bad Mom Advice: Dirty Dishes And Skidmarks And You Should Probably Lock Your Kids Out
Pack their bags. Leave them at the front door. Call a locksmith. Or, move.
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The Bad Mom Advice Guide To Getting Drunk When You Have Kids
Because I'm a professional, I'm a professional parent and a professional booze drinker, I thought I should offer...
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Bad Mom Advice: Back-Talkin’ At Chores And I Get To Decide The Fate Of A Teen And Grand Theft Auto V
How do I get my kid who is 10 to stop back talking about every single thing I...
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Bad Mom Advice: Selfish Step-kids And Picky Eating Toddlers
You are so NOT a terrible mom and I would be resentful too. It isn't fair that the...
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Bad Mom Advice: Non-Sucky Girl Clothing And Kids Peeing All Over The Place
Ahhh, the usual suspects, Gymboree and The Children's Place, how every parent knows thee. I'll admit it, on...
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Bad Mom Advice: Teenage Sleepovers Plus I Love Really Women-Hatey Rap Music
I can't think of a good reason to give up my N.W.A. even though I know that...
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Bad Mom Advice: Everyone Gets A Time-Out And Grandma Sounds Like A Jerk
How old is too old for time-outs? I would say, I don't know, maybe around 75. On occasion,...
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Bad Mom Advice: Runaway Kids May Just Hate You And Stupid Babies Get Enough Presents
I probably would have sat her down and told her that you love her very much and if...
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Bad Mom Advice: Your Kid Keeps Picking Their Nose And Rubbing It On Walls So You Should Probably Just Move
Oh man, I hate kids. Haaaaate them. I hate your kid too. Your kid is gross. Sorry, but...
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Bad Mom Advice: Daddy Divorce Guilt And Last Minute Father’s Day Hysteria
Get him wasted. Sex is always good and sex is free. Men like sex. Hopefully you like sex...
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Bad Mom Advice: Your Daughter – The Pre-Teen Slut Shamer And Your Ex Is A Lazy Sod
Another thing I'm going to urge you to do is contact the "slut's" parents. I know some people...
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Bad Mom Advice: Screaming Toddlers And Naked Kids – Join My Radical #Meltdown Project And Always Naked Revolution!
Think about it, your parent has dragged you to a gigantic place that is usually crowded and...
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Bad Mom Advice: Brats And Bathtime – And Sadly I Cannot Suggest You Drown This Spawn Of Satan
This is just proof that everyone needs to send my Bad Mom Advice columns to their friends, families...