Mommy Wars: Five Telltale Signs You’ve Become THAT Mom

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Remember how before you had kids you’d roll your eyes at those loser moms who’d hum lullabies in the office or shout out “TRUCK!” each time one passed you by? Yeah, me too. But now I find myself whipping out crayons from my handbag and coat pockets every time I’m looking for change or a piece of gum. It’s embarrassing, really. I also once admitted to my husband that I like Elmo’s  “Rap Alphabet” (but, hey, I still loathe The Wiggles – so there). Here are the telltale signs you’ve become THAT mom.