10 Troubling Questions People Are Asking Google About Their Babies
6. That escalated quickly.
7. I’m all for 4K, but this is ridiculous.
Somebody didn’t get the memo about the Your Baby Can Read! curriculum.
8. My mom always said I had a hollow leg, so that could be a contender.
I take what I said about the previous entry back. Let’s start sending babies to school so that they have more educational time to fit in a few health and/or biology classes.
9. Add some anatomy classes to that, too.
If your baby is missing her neck, please consult a non-search-engine medical authority immediately to make sure she isn’t suffering from a severe case of Accordion Spine.
10. Allowed? Probably. Advised? No.
My kids went crazy if I tried to run the vacuum in front of them, so I bet an hour-long concert would go over a treat. Also, if I turn up a Google query about babies and mosh pits before I’m done here, I’m going to be upset.
Bonus: a really good question to cleanse the palate.