The #RateASpecies Hashtag Is Everything You Needed in Your Life

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I really appreciate zookeeper Rick’s honesty here. This is information you need to have before making such a big investment.

Rick coming through again with the honest rating. 2/5 stars? Brutal. But in his defense, when you think you’re getting a mammal and it lays an egg? Time to take advantage of that return policy.

Cordless, you say? SOLD.

If you’re looking for top-notch sound quality and a rotating top, look no further. Bonus: mice seem to have an aversion to this particular model.

Sometimes having too many color options can be overwhelming. Winter- and waterproof is a plus.

“Otter be 4 stars but” LOLOLOL. Zoos rating animals are punny! So the Monterey Bay Aquarium was a bit stingier with their otter stars. But again, when you order an otter and get a weasel, that’s a problem.

“High-Koalaty.” You guys. I can’t with these zoo people.

Do yourselves a favor and take a few minutes (or the whole day, who cares) to scroll through the entire hashtag. I promise you, you will not be disappointed. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Amazon to see about getting me one of those otter fellas. Looks cute, hopefully the reviews are true.

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