{"id":203274,"date":"2023-10-04T13:42:24","date_gmt":"2023-10-04T17:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/?p=203274"},"modified":"2023-10-04T13:42:27","modified_gmt":"2023-10-04T17:42:27","slug":"vasectomy-cakes-photos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/vasectomy-cakes-photos\/","title":{"rendered":"18 Funniest Vasectomy Cakes: Updated For 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_203353\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203353\" style=\"width: 1200px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203353 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-featured-image.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"630\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-featured-image.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-featured-image-280x147.jpg 280w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-featured-image-640x336.jpg 640w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-featured-image-768x403.jpg 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1200\/630;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203353\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-featured-image.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"630\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-featured-image.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-featured-image-280x147.jpg 280w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-featured-image-640x336.jpg 640w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-featured-image-768x403.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203353\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Various<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Everybody already knows pregnancy and a new baby is an occasion that warrants a party, balloons, presents and of course, a <a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/crappy-wedding-cakes-wedding-cake-fails\/\">cake<\/a>. But what about a party for the opposite occasion, for never having a baby again? It might sound strange at first, but it\u2019s becoming a growing trend among parents: People are making cakes celebrating a <a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/can-you-reverse-a-vasectomy\/\">vasectomy<\/a>, the most extreme form of family planning. When you think about it, it makes sense. Families who already have young children running around might not have the energy (or the financial means) for any new additions. So a vasectomy might represent freedom and relief from worry about any, ahem, accidents. Vasectomy cakes have become the centerpiece of these celebrations.<\/p>\n<p>These adults-only party favors are the ultimate way to say congratulations and &#8220;thank you for undergoing this invasive procedure so that your wife can\u2019t get pregnant again (or ever)&#8221;. Yes, these vasectomy cakes are explicit and might even make the more timid among us squirm, but all of them are funny. After all, while most people are busy throwing massive bashes to welcome their little ones, these couples are trying to make light of the fact that there will be no more baby joy for them and that\u2019s a good thing. And while sperm might not strike you as the most appetizing cake decoration, these vasectomy cakes pull it off. Here are some of weirdest, most hilarious vasectomy cakes we could find on the internet.<\/p>\n<h2>NO SWIMMING<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203278\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203278\" style=\"width: 530px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-203278 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-1-200x200.jpg 200w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 530px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 530\/530;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-203278\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-1-200x200.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203278\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Facebook \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Simplysweetdessertsbylara\/photos\/a.361632197920285\/374875903262581\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Simply Sweet Desserts by Lara<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>As is the case with so many of these cakes, the sperm take center stage. And a big red sign makes it clear that the sperms aren\u2019t welcome. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Simplysweetdessertsbylara\/photos\/a.361632197920285\/374875903262581\/?type=3&amp;theater\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Created by<\/a> California-based Simply Sweet Desserts by Lara, this cake reminds me of a notice posted outside of a swimming pool that reads \u201dNo Swimming or Diving,\u201d except this one is explicitly directed at those sperms. They won\u2019t be doing their furious swim toward mom\u2019s eggs any time soon. Swimming is a big theme in the world of vasectomy cakes, as it turns out, and specifically the desire for them to, you know, <i>stop <\/i>swimming.<\/p>\n<h2>SNIP SNAP HOORAY<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203322\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203322\" style=\"width: 525px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-203322 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-4-Instagram_butter_love_sugar.jpg\" alt=\"vasectomy cakes \" width=\"525\" height=\"525\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-4-Instagram_butter_love_sugar.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-4-Instagram_butter_love_sugar-200x200.jpg 200w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 525px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 525\/525;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-203322\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-4-Instagram_butter_love_sugar.jpg\" alt=\"vasectomy cakes \" width=\"525\" height=\"525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-4-Instagram_butter_love_sugar.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-4-Instagram_butter_love_sugar-200x200.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203322\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Instagram \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BwIB4iTBpCS\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@butter_love_sugar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>What makes this cake so amazing is that it\u2019s actually pretty. Yes, this baker managed to find a way to make a vasectomy cake look actually pretty normal. The sperms look like fluffy clouds. The sky blue frosting and green icing remind me of a pleasant summer day. If it weren\u2019t for the adult-themed message, this cake wouldn\u2019t be out of a place at a family picnic. And who wouldn\u2019t laugh at a totally innocent looking cake with a cute design that turns out to be vasectomy-themed? It\u2019s a total surprise, but probably one of the tamer options you\u2019ll see on this list.<\/p>\n<h2>MR. PEANUT<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203324\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203324\" style=\"width: 497px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-203324 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-5Instagram_Yr_cakedesign.jpg\" alt=\"vasectomy cakes \" width=\"497\" height=\"621\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-5Instagram_Yr_cakedesign.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-5Instagram_Yr_cakedesign-160x200.jpg 160w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 497px) 100vw, 497px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 497px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 497\/621;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-203324\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-5Instagram_Yr_cakedesign.jpg\" alt=\"vasectomy cakes \" width=\"497\" height=\"621\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-5Instagram_Yr_cakedesign.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-5Instagram_Yr_cakedesign-160x200.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 497px) 100vw, 497px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203324\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Instagram \/ <a href=\"http:\/\/@Yr_cakedesign\" target=\"_blank\">@Yr_cakedesign<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This elaborate cake manages to be a work of art, while also finding a clever way to say \u201dYou just had surgery on your testicles,\u201d without actually saying it. An injured rendition of Mr. Peanut (get it?) adorns this cake, which is covered in bright green fondant. Not one to sacrifice his dignity, this version of Mr. Peanut is still wearing his top hat and monocle, and he\u2019s got his signature cane, but he\u2019s also wearing bandages and he\u2019s looking a little forlorn. The top of the cake reads \u201dHappy V-Day,\u201d in black lettering and no that doesn\u2019t stand for Valentine\u2019s Day.<\/p>\n<h2>I\u2019M GLAD YOU CAN\u2019T KNOCK ME UP!<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203327\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203327\" style=\"width: 488px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/https:\/\/www.babble.com\/parenting\/amber-cole-vasectomy-cake\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-203327 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Vasectomy-Cake-9-Amber-Cole-Babble.jpg\" alt=\"vasectomy cake \" width=\"488\" height=\"651\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Vasectomy-Cake-9-Amber-Cole-Babble.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Vasectomy-Cake-9-Amber-Cole-Babble-150x200.jpg 150w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 488px) 100vw, 488px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 488px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 488\/651;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-203327\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Vasectomy-Cake-9-Amber-Cole-Babble.jpg\" alt=\"vasectomy cake \" width=\"488\" height=\"651\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Vasectomy-Cake-9-Amber-Cole-Babble.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Vasectomy-Cake-9-Amber-Cole-Babble-150x200.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 488px) 100vw, 488px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203327\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">IMAGE: Amber Cole \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.babble.com\/parenting\/amber-cole-vasectomy-cake\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Babble<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This hysterical cake is the creation of one Amber Cole, a mother of three who decided she wanted to be done having kids (and who can blame her really). In an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.babble.com\/parenting\/amber-cole-vasectomy-cake\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">interview with Babble<\/a>, Cole says she and her husband (who is in the military) tried a couple of times for a girl but got a boy every time. And while she\u2019s thankful for her children, of course, she decided that it was time for her husband \u201dto take one for the team.\u201d So she baked him this cake, which is less about his operation, and more about her elation that she doesn\u2019t have to go through another pregnancy. Good for her! After raising three boys, she deserves a break.<\/p>\n<h2>SO LONG BOYS<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203333\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203333\" style=\"width: 632px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-203333 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-10-imgur_brute1100.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"632\" height=\"357\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-10-imgur_brute1100.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-10-imgur_brute1100-280x158.jpg 280w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 632px) 100vw, 632px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 632px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 632\/357;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-203333\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-10-imgur_brute1100.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"632\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-10-imgur_brute1100.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-10-imgur_brute1100-280x158.jpg 280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 632px) 100vw, 632px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203333\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Imgur \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/imgur.com\/gallery\/xxsybTk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@brute1100<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This classic sheet cake doesn\u2019t depict any sperm. There are no illusions to surgery, or even to testicles. Just one simple phrase \u201dSo Long Boys\u201d and a sea of blue icing. And there is, of course, that toy ship, which just ties the whole thing together. It\u2019s sad, but this guy\u2019s sperm is shipping out permanently. The clever play on \u201dsemen,\u201d the ever so slight hint at the vasectomy itself one might just say this cake is a work of genius. And sure, it might not be as flashy as some of the other cakes on this list, but it\u2019s just too clever to not include.<\/p>\n<h2>NO MORE BABY IN THIS GRAVY<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203331\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203331\" style=\"width: 562px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-203331 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-11-Instagram-CrabbCakes-Bakery.jpg\" alt=\"vasectomy cakes \" width=\"562\" height=\"562\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-11-Instagram-CrabbCakes-Bakery.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-11-Instagram-CrabbCakes-Bakery-200x200.jpg 200w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 562px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 562\/562;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-203331\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-11-Instagram-CrabbCakes-Bakery.jpg\" alt=\"vasectomy cakes \" width=\"562\" height=\"562\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-11-Instagram-CrabbCakes-Bakery.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-11-Instagram-CrabbCakes-Bakery-200x200.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203331\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Instagram \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Bvl-4-nDwIQ\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@CrabbCakes Bakery<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Typically gravy and cake don\u2019t go well together, except in the case of this turquoise cake. In an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Bvl-4-nDwIQ\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Instagram caption,<\/a> the woman who made the cake wrote that she wanted to gift her husband some much-needed comfort food after his operation, but that doesn\u2019t mean she couldn\u2019t poke fun at him too: A couple of the sperm have black x&#8217;s for eyes. She even included a few cookies to go along with cake, which are basically <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Bvl-4-nDwIQ\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">works of art<\/a>. They\u2019re decorated with the same turquoise icing, and some of the cartoon sperm are even crying. This wife really went the extra mile to show just how appreciative she is for her husband\u2019s sacrifice.<\/p>\n<h2>NO ENTRY<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203332\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203332\" style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/7107311898834322\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-203332 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-13-Pinterest-Anne-Nimke.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-13-Pinterest-Anne-Nimke.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-13-Pinterest-Anne-Nimke-150x200.jpg 150w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 480px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 480\/640;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-203332\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-13-Pinterest-Anne-Nimke.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-13-Pinterest-Anne-Nimke.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-13-Pinterest-Anne-Nimke-150x200.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203332\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Pinterest \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/7107311898834322\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Anne Nimke<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The message on this cake (and accompanying cupcakes) couldn\u2019t be any clearer. Sperm is not allowed. Sperm shall not pass. I think what makes it clear is that red \u201dno entry\u201d traffic sign. No words are needed. Plus there are lots of little \u201dno sperm allowed\u201d cupcakes if the big old cake in the middle didn\u2019t get the message across. Can you honestly say this cake is a work of art? No. But it\u2019s simple and straightforward. And perhaps most importantly, if you\u2019re planning to make a vasectomy cake of your own but don\u2019t have the skills of a professional baker, this design can easily be replicated at home.<\/p>\n<h2>SO LONG SWIMMERS<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203329\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203329\" style=\"width: 534px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-203329 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-14-Instagram-sugarspellscookies.jpg\" alt=\"vasectomy cake\" width=\"534\" height=\"534\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-14-Instagram-sugarspellscookies.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-14-Instagram-sugarspellscookies-200x200.jpg 200w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 534px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 534\/534;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-203329\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-14-Instagram-sugarspellscookies.jpg\" alt=\"vasectomy cake\" width=\"534\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-14-Instagram-sugarspellscookies.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-14-Instagram-sugarspellscookies-200x200.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203329\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Instagram \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Be_ilw9FodM\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@sugarspellscookies<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>While the forlorn goodbye decorating this cake sounds sad, you wouldn\u2019t know it just by looking at this cake. The cheerful blue color certainly suggests a celebration even if the recipient might be permanently decommissioning his sperm only begrudgingly. Sure, it\u2019s nothing fancy, but that makes it all the more (darkly) funny. There is something of a lament in this cake, a sign perhaps that although these vasectomy cakes are all made in jest, they do help lighten in the mood in the aftermath of what was an undoubtedly tough decision. After all, sperm is a part of every man, and it must be hard saying goodbye.<\/p>\n<h2>HAPPY V-DAY<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203335\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203335\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/479844535292838330\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203335 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-16-Pinterest-Emily-Harrell.jpg\" alt=\"vasectomy cakes\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-16-Pinterest-Emily-Harrell.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-16-Pinterest-Emily-Harrell-150x200.jpg 150w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 400px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 400\/533;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203335\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-16-Pinterest-Emily-Harrell.jpg\" alt=\"vasectomy cakes\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-16-Pinterest-Emily-Harrell.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-16-Pinterest-Emily-Harrell-150x200.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203335\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pinterest \/ Emily Harrell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The hastily thrown together quality of this cake is what makes it so funny. It looks a little messy, maybe homemade, and certainly not as professional as some of the others on the list. But perhaps <i>especially <\/i>when it comes to making vasectomy cakes, it\u2019s the thought that counts. The multi-colored, edible letters which spell out \u201d\u02dcHappy V-Day\u2019 are perhaps the best part: These little bags of letters are typically used for kid\u2019s birthday cakes, to spell out names and happy messages. It\u2019s doubtful that anyone ever imagined they\u2019d be eventually used to decorate a vasectomy cake. Then again, I doubt anyone ever imagined vasectomy cakes until now.<\/p>\n<h2>I JUST RETIRED THE SWIM TEAM<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203336\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203336\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203336 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-7Instagram_fab.fun_.mom_.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-7Instagram_fab.fun_.mom_.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-7Instagram_fab.fun_.mom_-200x200.jpg 200w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 400px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 400\/400;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203336\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-7Instagram_fab.fun_.mom_.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-7Instagram_fab.fun_.mom_.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-7Instagram_fab.fun_.mom_-200x200.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203336\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Instagram \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BhMxMJml185\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@fab.fun.mom<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>These cartoon sperms are honestly adorable. The big eyes are just too cute. On vasectomy cakes, you\u2019ll find quite a few illusions to swimmers (for good reason obviously). This cheerful take on the idea embodies the celebratory message behind a vasectomy cake. While it might seem counter-intuitive to celebrate a lack of children, these decisions are made by consenting adults in good faith, usually to create more stable, functional households. So why not thank the brave guy who agreed to the surgery? A cake is really the least a grateful partner can do after <i>that <\/i>ordeal. And if it depicts the sperm as friendly, smiling little creatures, all the better.<\/p>\n<h2>100% JUICE, NO SEEDS<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203337\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203337\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203337 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Vasectomy-cake-6-Instagram_Signaturedessertsnashville.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Vasectomy-cake-6-Instagram_Signaturedessertsnashville.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Vasectomy-cake-6-Instagram_Signaturedessertsnashville-200x200.jpg 200w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 400px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 400\/400;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203337\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Vasectomy-cake-6-Instagram_Signaturedessertsnashville.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Vasectomy-cake-6-Instagram_Signaturedessertsnashville.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Vasectomy-cake-6-Instagram_Signaturedessertsnashville-200x200.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203337\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Instagram \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Buv0xdDhXbf\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@Signaturedessertsnashville<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This inventive cake takes a slightly more subtle approach to its vasectomy joke. While almost all the other vasectomy cakes embraced in-your-face sperm decorations, this one took a different route and decided to make a fruit joke. You can guess what the lemons represent. They\u2019ve still got all their juice, but they just can\u2019t plant any seeds (or make any babies). As for as metaphors for vasectomies go, this one is pretty innocent. And hey, it gets the point across. The bold \u201dHappy Vasectomy!\u201d lettering doesn\u2019t hurt either. In fact, there\u2019s pretty much no way to be any clearer about what this cake is celebrating.<\/p>\n<h2>REST IN PEACE<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203338\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203338\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203338 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"399\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-3.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-3-201x200.jpg 201w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 400px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 400\/399;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203338\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"399\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-3.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-3-201x200.jpg 201w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203338\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Instagram \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BQHBy2YAxqt\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@fairleysweet1<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This chocolate cake is straight to the point: The recipient has sperms that are pretty much defunct, no longer in working order, otherwise known as dead. It might be a little morbid for some people, but this couple really leaned into the \u201dfuneral for your sperm\u201d idea. Okay, so technically after you have a vasectomy you still have sperm (it just can\u2019t do any traveling) but that\u2019s really not the point is it? What\u2019s actually important is that the sperm\u2019s ability to make babies is officially dead. That\u2019s one type of death that is, if you\u2019re these parents at least, worth celebrating.<\/p>\n<h2>SNIP SNAP<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203339\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203339\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203339 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-8-Instagram_randomactsofcake.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"500\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-8-Instagram_randomactsofcake.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-8-Instagram_randomactsofcake-160x200.jpg 160w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 400px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 400\/500;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203339\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-8-Instagram_randomactsofcake.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-8-Instagram_randomactsofcake.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-8-Instagram_randomactsofcake-160x200.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203339\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Instagram \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Bc0ZudaD8dM\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@randomactsofcake<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Does the phrase \u201dsnip snap\u201d sound familiar? If you\u2019re a fan of <i>The Office <\/i>it might. In one now-iconic scene, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GPIaze3_lMw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Michael Scott bemoans<\/a> the fact that he\u2019s undergone three vasectomies and as he points out, those procedures take quite the \u201dphysical toll on a person.\u201d This cake borrows Michael Scott\u2019s painful-sounding \u201dsnip snap\u201d phrasing for this hilarious cake, which was hopefully consumed on a much happier occasion. To top the whole thing off, there\u2019s a much more macabre tombstone decoration, but it really does drive the point home. Kimberly Hemperly presented the cake to her husband during his \u201dBalls Voyage\u201d party, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.popsugar.com\/family\/Mom-Throws-Balls-Voyage-Party-Husband-Vasectomy-44448408\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">writing on Facebook<\/a> that she\u2019s \u201dthrilled to say we will NOT be adding any more tiny humans to our family.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>SNOBALLS &amp; SCISSORS<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203340\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203340\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203340 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-18-Pinterest-JB-Burnett.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-18-Pinterest-JB-Burnett.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-18-Pinterest-JB-Burnett-150x200.jpg 150w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 400px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 400\/533;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203340\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-18-Pinterest-JB-Burnett.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-18-Pinterest-JB-Burnett.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-18-Pinterest-JB-Burnett-150x200.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203340\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pinterest \/ JB-Burnett<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Continuing with our scissors theme, this cake cuts right to point and features an actual pair of scissors right on top. The scissors are situated between the standout feature of this cake: A pair of pink Hostess Snoballs (pink because the actual testicles are still sensitive perhaps?). It\u2019s quite the visual, those two cream-filled cakes resting atop the cake. One might even call it audacious, and it is most definitely 100 percent adult-themed. The not-so-subtle illusion to testicles just wasn\u2019t enough for this baker: The cake is also decorated with two sperm which have been exiled behind the familiar red \u201dno entry\u201d sign, and the plate even reads \u201dSnip Snip Hooray!\u201d This is a vasectomy cake, in case you hadn\u2019t noticed.<\/p>\n<h2>CONGRATS ON THE \u201d\u02dcOL SNIP SNIP<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203342\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203342\" style=\"width: 483px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/465207836479530163\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-203342 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-15-Pinterest-Emily-Osiecki.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"483\" height=\"362\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-15-Pinterest-Emily-Osiecki.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-15-Pinterest-Emily-Osiecki-267x200.jpg 267w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 483px) 100vw, 483px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 483px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 483\/362;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-203342\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-15-Pinterest-Emily-Osiecki.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"483\" height=\"362\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-15-Pinterest-Emily-Osiecki.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-15-Pinterest-Emily-Osiecki-267x200.jpg 267w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 483px) 100vw, 483px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203342\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Pinterest \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/465207836479530163\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Jen Stuart<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Even in the case of vasectomy cakes, you might want to keep it classy. That\u2019s why this cake is so special. The classic piped icing and the clean cursive writing might suggest a totally innocent birthday cake, but on second glance you might notice that there is a menacing pair of scissors smack dab in the middle of this cake. The message seems sweet, but there\u2019s something just a little bit well, disturbing, about seeing the cause of the \u201dsnip snip\u201d featured prominently in a bed of frosting. Maybe it\u2019s just because cakes usually feature balloons and friendly baby animals, not tools used to slice things open.<\/p>\n<h2>SURGICAL EQUIPMENT<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203345\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203345\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203345 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-17-Instagram-_-mexibillystudio.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"433\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-17-Instagram-_-mexibillystudio.png 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-17-Instagram-_-mexibillystudio-185x200.png 185w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 400px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 400\/433;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203345\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-17-Instagram-_-mexibillystudio.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-17-Instagram-_-mexibillystudio.png 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-17-Instagram-_-mexibillystudio-185x200.png 185w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203345\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Instagram \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BiZhLxmHy2T\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@mexibillystudio<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Much like the earlier cake adorned by a pair of scissors, this cake spares no feelings. The surgical equipment which caused the cake\u2019s recipient such hurt are the highlight of this festive creation. It\u2019s practically bursting with sprinkles and green and blue stars. The addition of the scalpel is so odd, you can\u2019t help but laugh. Frankly, medical equipment has no place on a cake, even if the cake is in celebration of a successful surgical procedure. But if you\u2019re going to insist on including such sinister instruments on a vasectomy cake, it\u2019s probably best to do it with a smile.<\/p>\n<h2>CAKE POPS<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203346\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203346\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203346 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-12-Instagram-_-Getting_caked.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"423\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-12-Instagram-_-Getting_caked.png 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-12-Instagram-_-Getting_caked-189x200.png 189w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 400px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 400\/423;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203346\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-12-Instagram-_-Getting_caked.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-12-Instagram-_-Getting_caked.png 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-12-Instagram-_-Getting_caked-189x200.png 189w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203346\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Instagram \/ @<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BmtQ0ahA2gu\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Getting_caked<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Not everyone is going to feel entirely comfortable eating fondant sperm off of a stick. That\u2019s exactly what makes these cake pops so funny. The awkward moment when all your party guests are eating cake pops in the shape of sperm is one you\u2019ll probably remember for a long time. It\u2019s not the most mature joke ever. Still, when you\u2019re celebrating an end to sleepless nights, baby vomit, and temper tantrums, then you have the right to be a little childish. Plus, cake pops are just so cute, and you have to admit that those little sperms are pretty cute, too.<\/p>\n<h2>AWW NUTS!<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_203348\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-203348\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203348 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-2-Instagram_1pielady.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-2-Instagram_1pielady.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-2-Instagram_1pielady-200x200.jpg 200w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 400px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 400\/400;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-203348\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-2-Instagram_1pielady.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-2-Instagram_1pielady.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-2-Instagram_1pielady-200x200.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-203348\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image: Instagram \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BTctJ8HDHGQ\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@1pielady<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This cake might look plain but it\u2019s actually low-key hilarious. The simple phrase \u201dAww Nuts\u201d says it all. It might sound cartoonish and ridiculous \u201d\u201d something that a kid might say after they\u2019ve stubbed their toe \u201d\u201d but it sums up how every man is feeling after the sting of a vasectomy. It\u2019s goodbye to the sperm, and hello to a pack of frozen peas for at least a week. On the upside, at least he gets a delicious-looking cake like this one out the deal (not to mention the fact that he never has to stress about changing diapers again).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody already knows pregnancy and a new baby is an occasion that warrants a party, balloons, presents and of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1000162,"featured_media":203353,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[35657],"tags":[681,7353,16,419,145,3787],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":35657,"label":"Parenting"}],"post_tag":[{"value":681,"label":"cake"},{"value":7353,"label":"gallery"},{"value":16,"label":"parenting"},{"value":419,"label":"parents"},{"value":145,"label":"pregnancy"},{"value":3787,"label":"vasectomy"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/vasectomy-cake-featured-image-640x336.jpg",640,336,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Elisabeth Sherman","author_link":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/author\/elisabethsherman\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":35657,"name":"Parenting","slug":"parenting","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":35667,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":140,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":35657,"category_count":140,"category_description":"","cat_name":"Parenting","category_nicename":"parenting","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":[{"term_id":681,"name":"cake","slug":"cake","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":681,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":15,"filter":"raw"},{"term_id":7353,"name":"gallery","slug":"gallery-2","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":7444,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":2500,"filter":"raw"},{"term_id":16,"name":"parenting","slug":"parenting","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":16,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":1332,"filter":"raw"},{"term_id":419,"name":"parents","slug":"parents","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":419,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":44,"filter":"raw"},{"term_id":145,"name":"pregnancy","slug":"pregnancy","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":145,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":706,"filter":"raw"},{"term_id":3787,"name":"vasectomy","slug":"vasectomy","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":3851,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":15,"filter":"raw"}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203274"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1000162"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=203274"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":212331,"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203274\/revisions\/212331"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/203353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=203274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=203274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=203274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}