{"id":185825,"date":"2017-10-06T10:45:32","date_gmt":"2017-10-06T14:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/?p=185825"},"modified":"2017-10-06T10:45:32","modified_gmt":"2017-10-06T14:45:32","slug":"sexy-halloween-costumes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/sexy-halloween-costumes\/","title":{"rendered":"21 Ridiculous ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Can we all agree that not EVERY woman’s costume has to be sexy? Sure, there are some costumes that are sexy by design (Playboy Bunny, for example). And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with wearing one! But it’s gotten out of hand, guys. Women can wear regular costumes. We don’t need every single thing to be sexy. We’ve found 21 of the most ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes out there, and honestly, they just don’t even make a lick of sense.<\/p>\n

1. Thing 1 (For the Dr. Seuss lovers who want sexy Halloween costumes, we guess)<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/9e1foGhFP8\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

Our kids wear Thing 1 and 2 costumes to school for Book Character Day. This ain’t right.<\/p>\n

2. Sexy Patriot<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BZy_BFmHjQY\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

Pretty sure this violates several of the flag provisions people are so damn obsessed with these days.<\/p>\n

3. Sexy Belle<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BZxP1oDhc3P\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

Belle is one of our favorite Disney characters. However, we’re pretty sure she wouldn’t wear<\/a> this.<\/p>\n

4. Mickey Mouse<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BZu38VBAgls\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

WHY. We demand to know why. Then we demand this be incinerated.\u00a0<\/p>\n

5. Cleopatra? We think?<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BZu2zssAAIR\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

When you can’t definitely identify what the costume is supposed to be, it’s too sexy.<\/p>\n

6. Sexy Rey<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BZu3ElwgOdf\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

So mad at this one. Leave Star Wars<\/em> and our feminist icons alone.<\/p>\n

7. Girl Scout and Teacher<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BZu2cVhAtHM\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

Ah, yes. The perennial sexy costume. Good thing teachers having inappropriate sexual relationships<\/a> with students doesn’t happen all the time, right?<\/p>\n

8. Police Officer<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BZux0qJgRkK\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

Can you imagine if women officers had to wear this? Like as their uniform?<\/p>\n

9. Flight Attendant<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BZj0it3FvhM\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

Um. Where do you actually WEAR this?\u00a0<\/p>\n

10. Sexy Soldier<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BZiBC0LFLZ8\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

Of course, because once again, women in the military or law enforcement should be sexy.<\/p>\n

11. Nun<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BZZwepXjd8V\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

First, no. Second, NO. Finally, stop it.<\/p>\n

12. Tin Woman<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BX5rkc1lYwi\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

How many guys do you think are going to ask her if they can feel her “heart”?<\/p>\n

13. Chucky<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BXlKwaJFqK3\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

At this point, Sexy Chucky isn’t even surprising.<\/p>\n

14. Referee<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BSpMDYAlo1V\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

Flag on the play! Your ass is showing.<\/p>\n

15. Jessie from Toy Story<\/em><\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BMRVik5h5Lh\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

Can we get a moratorium on making Disney characters sexy? Please.<\/p>\n

16. Sexy Zombies<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BMP5g4xjHBh\/?tagged=sexyhalloweencostumes<\/p>\n

Because nothing says sexy like blood and guts!<\/p>\n

17. Pikachu<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/508813755993756\/photos\/p.705654979642965\/705654979642965\/?type=1&opaqueCursor=AbpzuG_ritPyKoIhfctySJ9HnOkiUnKxLuwDsje5tOvqqLEBqoRkDa1NGyyaVZhk_-PrKyT2wxQUlUEr-F9QmdSyqHAcyvYdSCphmvNYmcK2JxjYVu5oxGysXYvB5W6AXzpHXLW18EDAGU5ONg5BR7MHIxj9LivtB7xB8MXD2dsmIFHmsp7rKfBa4QtfCxn8EWiV6oM-2Oi81bDamKe5feQ4d6qZQqxGbTI5eCUDjx9WlTpXLFFociZDa0roP3dQGPDjZD3XApw5_nQJ1EMtjemdxoMgccst2si_OZTa6UiRESJd9_5_7MI9XGAl_lOT6gzwtgZu4XaKlX6gorIiF9cNYd0ibu8iZxYMEHfEVdXouBKNYV9X4qZovHxUdSs57Ws-ZVdrYjfncWI-Ir3PkSFOkRL7XiF-fe1066JK0T9UjKkrRSgrvOzWOknw-KojU0I&theater<\/p>\n

Gotta catch them all! And you’re going to catch a cold!<\/p>\n

18. Ghostbuster<\/h2>\n

https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/219675301430864\/photos\/p.1258311374233913\/1258311374233913\/?type=1&opaqueCursor=Abqp9Q9jtFfgEF_jKHgezd1xeef582JWHBpxkZRCym5Oem7uHmya5oEi8rQYNKkjViDWCTo1jso-QhaRqHbBBba2UP6DPDGfBp879baq1EPNZEEvLwsgc5vFNlOmTyFwmL5ijuxNpo9LLhEYt34N5E03EQ_MOcsQTShDcL22wkRDB_WtBuyXCvLLMrzUqintV7vw2GMRfQhrdrOkSzEJLlvuWtQz9KNP12vK_6zOtdtf-0AJ1PmtjFjUlzvkfiRYBsbqRq3LEE3sNitNh1j1JNOcrpa54HvHkjuNbczXtrULPTQAEdiTHfaooFiihl_oh2e428swNp5S-_wicjgpPEDRXhga0Gy5VJE_jrCN2sg8SCQvMkO8NjFJ7QpGVVMp5bUPIxLqFeeA6fcmXXx7M4QBCDKaFs08sn1y3vVBtRjRsA&theater<\/p>\n

The all-woman reboot of Ghostbusters was such an girl-power moment. Sure, let’s make them sexy instead.<\/p>\n

19. Peacock<\/h2>\n
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