{"id":128806,"date":"2014-06-05T14:00:15","date_gmt":"2014-06-05T18:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/?p=128806"},"modified":"2014-06-05T14:11:23","modified_gmt":"2014-06-05T18:11:23","slug":"gift-giving-ideas-registries-for-the-single-childfree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/gift-giving-ideas-registries-for-the-single-childfree\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Things You Can Register For If You Don’t Plan On Having A Baby Or A Wedding"},"content":{"rendered":"

Childfree people who don’t plan on tying the knot<\/a> get royally screwed. They never get the opportunity to peruse a registry and be showered with gifts. What gives? This is pretty much bullshit, if you ask me.<\/p>\n

We all know that very few people have a burning desire to buy someone swaddling blankets<\/a> or china – we do it because we’ve deemed these friends worthy enough to receive gifts to commemorate what society has labeled a “gift-worthy” milestone<\/a>. Well, there are plenty of gift-worthy milestones that have nothing to do with pushing a baby out of your vagina or legally merging with someone who statistically you will divorce over 50 percent of the time anyway.<\/p>\n

Here are some ways to get people to shower you with gifts, because damn it – you’re worth it!<\/p>\n

1. Planting a garden.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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2. Going on vacation.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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3. Delving into online dating.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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4. Becoming Crossfit obsessed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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5. Entering the nine-to-five job market.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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6. Becoming a home beer-brewer.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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7. Learning a new language.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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(all cards made on paperlesspost.com<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Childfree people who don’t plan on tying the knot get royally screwed. They never get the opportunity to peruse…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21295,"featured_media":128823,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[936],"tags":[5758,581,175],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":936,"label":"activities"}],"post_tag":[{"value":5758,"label":"baby registry"},{"value":581,"label":"gifts"},{"value":175,"label":"wedding"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Screen-Shot-2014-06-05-at-11.42.13-AM.png",590,575,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Maria Guido","author_link":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/author\/mguido\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":936,"name":"activities","slug":"activities","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":982,"taxonomy":"category","description":"Find new activities for moms. Get tips and advice on how mothers can do fun activities with their new children.\r\n","parent":6,"count":164,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":936,"category_count":164,"category_description":"Find new activities for moms. Get tips and advice on how mothers can do fun activities with their new children.\r\n","cat_name":"activities","category_nicename":"activities","category_parent":6}],"tag_info":[{"term_id":5758,"name":"baby registry","slug":"baby-registry","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":5839,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":18,"filter":"raw"},{"term_id":581,"name":"gifts","slug":"gifts","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":581,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":90,"filter":"raw"},{"term_id":175,"name":"wedding","slug":"wedding","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":175,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":49,"filter":"raw"}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128806"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/21295"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128806"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128806\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/128823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}