{"id":127710,"date":"2014-05-28T15:30:24","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T19:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/?p=127710"},"modified":"2023-07-17T18:58:05","modified_gmt":"2023-07-17T22:58:05","slug":"mcdonalds-fast-food-semen-hoax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/mcdonalds-fast-food-semen-hoax\/","title":{"rendered":"Mommyish Death Match:<\/b> Would You Boycott A Restaurant Forever If There Was Semen Found In Their Food?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Of course, a few minutes into actually being on the All Singapore Stuff <\/strong>(or ASS) website, it doesn’t take long to figure out that this is a fake story. Yes, a quick Googling will turn up just how fake it actually is, but you don’t even need to make the effort with quotes like these:<\/p>\n

“She was halfway through with her sandwich when she noticed a clump of mayonnaise on the side of her\u00a0bun. She licked it off, but when she tasted it she\u00a0immediately realized things were not right. ‘I\u2019m not gonna lie,’ McDowell said. ‘On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.'”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Eating at McDonald’s<\/strong> is one of those things that you know you shouldn’t do, but you probably do it anyway<\/a> because it’s quick, easy, and tastes okay for a few minutes before turning you into a sweaty, shaking pile of regret.<\/p>\n

I like to pretend that I don’t eat at McDonald’s<\/a>, but I do because they are one of the few places that does not judge me if I ask for a child-sized meal. A lot of people eat at McDonald’s, and we eat it despite the fact that we\u00a0know<\/em> there is questionable crap all in it.<\/a> So would semen be different? If your sandwich had a little man mayonnaise on it, would you finally put it down? Or would you continue to eat at places like McDonald’s even if there was a confirmed instance of “Essence of Fry Cook” on the “food”?<\/p>\n

If you think this is a crazy person question, then you should know that there are lots of people<\/a> out there who love McD’s so much they would eat there no matter what:<\/p>\n

https:\/\/twitter.com\/_aaron93\/status\/471349559994482688<\/p>\n

https:\/\/twitter.com\/JacksonMulgrew1\/status\/353673795623600128<\/p>\n

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To be fair the semen in the mayo was probably the most nutritious part of this @McDonalds<\/a> burger http:\/\/t.co\/dXqjGI3GWt<\/a>\u2019s-mayonnaise<\/p>\n

— Vicki (@Iamverysmart) May 28, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n