{"id":125167,"date":"2014-05-01T18:00:36","date_gmt":"2014-05-01T22:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/?p=125167"},"modified":"2023-07-17T18:32:11","modified_gmt":"2023-07-17T22:32:11","slug":"worst-kids-shows-caillou-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/worst-kids-shows-caillou-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"The Top 12 Kid&#8217;s Shows That Make You Want To Blow Your Brains Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s bittersweet, watching your <a title=\"Watch This Beautiful Video Of A Baby Growing From 0 To 14 Years In Four Minutes\" href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/stop-motion-video-of-baby-growing-into-teen\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">children grow up<\/a> before your very eyes-sometimes it&#8217;s downright depressing knowing that they will never be a chubby, cuddly toddler again. It&#8217;s enough to make your uterus hurt. You might even think about <a title=\"10 Signs That You\u2019re Ready To Have Another Baby\" href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/10-signs-you-are-ready-to-have-another-baby\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">having another<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Hear me now. If you ever start to get really sad about your little one getting older, I want you to think about children&#8217;s television. It sucks eggs. If you need a quick pick me up, just know that you&#8217;ll never again have to pretend to like the &#8220;Hot Dog Dance&#8221; or hear the blood-freezing Pavlovian draw of <strong>DJ Lance<\/strong>&#8216;s dumb footsteps again. These particular 12, though, are the worst kids shows there are.<\/p>\n<p><strong>12. <em>Franklin<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_125189\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-125189\" style=\"width: 256px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/franklin-turtle.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125189 lazyload\" title=\"franklin-turtle\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/franklin-turtle.jpg\" alt=\"-via QuickMeme\" width=\"256\" height=\"218\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/franklin-turtle.jpg 256w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/franklin-turtle-235x200.jpg 235w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 256px) 100vw, 256px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 256px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 256\/218;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125189\" title=\"franklin-turtle\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/franklin-turtle.jpg\" alt=\"-via QuickMeme\" width=\"256\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/franklin-turtle.jpg 256w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/franklin-turtle-235x200.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 256px) 100vw, 256px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-125189\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8211;<a title=\"quickmeme\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quickmeme.com\/Hey-Its-Franklin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">via QuickMeme<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Let me get real with you for a second. When I was little I loved the\u00a0<em>Franklin the Turtle <\/em>books. But when I imagined <strong>Franklin<\/strong> in my head, he definitely wasn&#8217;t so whiny and annoying. Also, the adult turtles all look like they are wearing strapless sheath dresses. Also, as I started researching this list, it came to my attention that there is now a CG version. My condolences.<\/p>\n<p><strong>11. <em>Lazy Town<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There is a lesson to be learned from <em>Lazy Town<\/em>. And that lesson is to <a title=\"When It Comes To Teens And Drugs, I\u2019d Rather Mine Choose Pot Over Alcohol Any Day\" href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/drug-talk-teens-marijuana\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">never, ever do drugs.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>10. <em>Dora<\/em> <em>The Explorer<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_125194\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-125194\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/map-dora-torture1.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125194 lazyload\" title=\"map-dora-torture\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/map-dora-torture1.png\" alt=\"worst-kids-shows\" width=\"500\" height=\"493\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/map-dora-torture1.png 500w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/map-dora-torture1-203x200.png 203w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/493;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125194\" title=\"map-dora-torture\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/map-dora-torture1.png\" alt=\"worst-kids-shows\" width=\"500\" height=\"493\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/map-dora-torture1.png 500w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/map-dora-torture1-203x200.png 203w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-125194\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>-via <a title=\"Cheezburger\" href=\"http:\/\/cheezburger.com\/2652009728\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cheezburger<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Oh, <strong>Dora<\/strong>. For a while, Dora and I were cool. I didn&#8217;t mind her so much, and my kid seemed to dig it. But sometime around the 15,823,486th &#8220;I&#8217;m the MAAAAAAAP!!&#8221; something snapped in my brain. Also, WTF <strong>Swiper<\/strong>? This fox steals stuff and then just throws it? What a dick.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. <em>Yo Gabba Gabba<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I still suspect that <em>Yo Gabba Gabba<\/em> is a prank. I often wonder if the creators just wanted to see if they could get hipsters to like something if it sucked bad enough. <strong>Brobee<\/strong> is whiny and horrifying, <strong>Muno<\/strong> looks like something you would <a title=\"Please Stop Abusing Our Friendship To Sell Your Momtrepreneur Crap\" href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/hate-home-parties-business\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">buy at a <strong>True Romance<\/strong> party<\/a>, and why does the ending always make me feel like I&#8217;m tripping balls? To be fair, though: <strong>Biz Markie.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>8. <em>Strawberry Shortcake<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_125195\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-125195\" style=\"width: 319px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/strawberry-shortcake-gta.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-125195 lazyload\" title=\"strawberry-shortcake-gta\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/strawberry-shortcake-gta.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"448\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/strawberry-shortcake-gta.jpg 456w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/strawberry-shortcake-gta-143x200.jpg 143w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 319px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 319\/448;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-125195\" title=\"strawberry-shortcake-gta\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/strawberry-shortcake-gta.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/strawberry-shortcake-gta.jpg 456w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/strawberry-shortcake-gta-143x200.jpg 143w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-125195\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>-via <a title=\"gigagames\" href=\"http:\/\/www.giga.de\/apps\/grand-theft-auto-ifruit\/specials\/die-besten-gta-cover-mashups-von-springfield-bis-somalia\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">gigagames<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I can never decide if I hate 2003 2D animated Strawberry or 2009 3D animated Strawberry more. No matter, they&#8217;re both berry annoying and the dolls smell berry much like butt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. <em>Sid The Science Kid<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_125198\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-125198\" style=\"width: 259px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sid-the-science-kid.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125198 lazyload\" title=\"sid-the-science-kid\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sid-the-science-kid.jpg\" alt=\"-via Bloggerfather\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 259px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 259\/194;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125198\" title=\"sid-the-science-kid\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sid-the-science-kid.jpg\" alt=\"-via Bloggerfather\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-125198\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>-via <a title=\"Blogger Father\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bloggerfather.com\/2012_09_01_archive.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bloggerfather<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>There&#8217;s so much to hate about <strong>Sid<\/strong>, that it&#8217;s difficult to no where to begin. Let&#8217;s see: Sid looks like play-doh, Sid tells dumb jokes, Sid&#8217;s teacher won&#8217;t stop singing, Sid&#8217;s bald friend might actually be a 40-year old man reliving his youth with all the air guitar he plays.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6.<em> Imagination Movers<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_125202\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-125202\" style=\"width: 401px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/imagination-movers-the-wiggles.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125202 lazyload\" title=\"imagination-movers-the-wiggles\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/imagination-movers-the-wiggles.jpg\" alt=\"worst-kids-shows\" width=\"401\" height=\"271\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/imagination-movers-the-wiggles.jpg 401w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/imagination-movers-the-wiggles-280x189.jpg 280w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 401px) 100vw, 401px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 401px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 401\/271;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125202\" title=\"imagination-movers-the-wiggles\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/imagination-movers-the-wiggles.jpg\" alt=\"worst-kids-shows\" width=\"401\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/imagination-movers-the-wiggles.jpg 401w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/imagination-movers-the-wiggles-280x189.jpg 280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 401px) 100vw, 401px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-125202\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>-via <a title=\"Cheezburger\" href=\"http:\/\/cheezburger.com\/3706918144\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cheezburger<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Imagination Movers filled the big gaping hole where <a title=\"The Wiggles Are Retiring: 8 More Children\u2019s Shows That Should Call It Quits\" href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/the-wiggles-are-retiring-8-more-childrens-shows-that-should-call-it-quits-363\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>The Wiggles<\/strong> used to be<\/a>, for which we must never, ever forgive them. What do they even DO? How do they pay rent on the Idea Warehouse and buy Wobble Goggles when their entire goal in life seems to be annoying the shit out of the building&#8217;s only other tenant? Also, there is such a thing as Imagination Movers fanfic. You&#8217;re welcome.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. <em>The Fresh Beat Band<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_125204\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-125204\" style=\"width: 420px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fresh-beat-band-self-harm.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125204 lazyload\" title=\"fresh-beat-band-self-harm\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fresh-beat-band-self-harm.png\" alt=\"-via someecards\" width=\"420\" height=\"294\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fresh-beat-band-self-harm.png 420w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fresh-beat-band-self-harm-280x196.png 280w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 420px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 420\/294;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125204\" title=\"fresh-beat-band-self-harm\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fresh-beat-band-self-harm.png\" alt=\"-via someecards\" width=\"420\" height=\"294\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fresh-beat-band-self-harm.png 420w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fresh-beat-band-self-harm-280x196.png 280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-125204\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>-via <a title=\"someecards\" href=\"http:\/\/www.someecards.com\/usercards\/viewcard\/MjAxMi0wY2U5OTNmMGMyYWRlNzM0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">someecards<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;m convinced the entire <strong>Fresh Beat Band<\/strong> has been lobotomized, which is how they manage to stay so cloyingly saccharine sweet and frighteningly cheerful all the time, even after someone body-swapped that red headed girl.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. <em>Mickey Mouse Clubhouse<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_125205\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-125205\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/mickey-mouse-clubhouse.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125205 lazyload\" title=\"mickey-mouse-clubhouse\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/mickey-mouse-clubhouse.jpg\" alt=\"-via Cheezburger\" width=\"500\" height=\"645\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/mickey-mouse-clubhouse.jpg 500w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/mickey-mouse-clubhouse-155x200.jpg 155w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/645;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125205\" title=\"mickey-mouse-clubhouse\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/mickey-mouse-clubhouse.jpg\" alt=\"-via Cheezburger\" width=\"500\" height=\"645\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/mickey-mouse-clubhouse.jpg 500w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/mickey-mouse-clubhouse-155x200.jpg 155w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-125205\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>-via <a title=\"Cheezburger\" href=\"http:\/\/cheezburger.com\/7414398720\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cheezburger<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><em>Mickey Mouse Clubhouse<\/em> is basically a 23 minute long commercial for <strong>The Disney Store<\/strong> that ends with <strong>Toodles<\/strong> Ex Machina saving the day.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. <em>Little Einsteins<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_125206\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-125206\" style=\"width: 450px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/little-einsteins.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125206 lazyload\" title=\"little-einsteins\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/little-einsteins.jpg\" alt=\"worst-kids-shows\" width=\"450\" height=\"436\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/little-einsteins.jpg 450w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/little-einsteins-206x200.jpg 206w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450\/436;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125206\" title=\"little-einsteins\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/little-einsteins.jpg\" alt=\"worst-kids-shows\" width=\"450\" height=\"436\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/little-einsteins.jpg 450w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/little-einsteins-206x200.jpg 206w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-125206\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>-via <a title=\"Cheezburger\" href=\"http:\/\/cheezburger.com\/3059494912\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cheezburger<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><a title=\"Baby Einstein Products Unfairly Maligned As Harmful\" href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/baby-einstein-products-unfairly-maligned-as-harmful\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Little Einsteins,<\/a> with their Little Superiority Complexes, are my least favorite group of unsupervised children on TV. I don&#8217;t know what happened to <strong>Annie<\/strong> to make her voice sound that way, but I do know that if you are like me and are about as mature as a 13-year-old, there are lots of Red Rocket jokes, ripe for the pickin&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. <em>Max and Ruby<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_125207\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-125207\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/max-and-ruby-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125207 lazyload\" title=\"max-and-ruby-2\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/max-and-ruby-2.jpg\" alt=\"-via WeHeartIt\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/max-and-ruby-2.jpg 500w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/max-and-ruby-2-280x186.jpg 280w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 500px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 500\/332;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125207\" title=\"max-and-ruby-2\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/max-and-ruby-2.jpg\" alt=\"-via WeHeartIt\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/max-and-ruby-2.jpg 500w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/max-and-ruby-2-280x186.jpg 280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-125207\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>-via <a title=\"We Heart It\" href=\"http:\/\/weheartit.com\/entry\/9151420\/tag\/max%20and%20ruby?context_user=incecemind\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">WeHeartIt<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><em>Max and Ruby<\/em> is kind of dark, no? I mean, the grandmother makes appearances every once in awhile, but what happened to the parents? Maybe they are just absentee deadbeats, which explains why <strong>Max<\/strong> is such a little shit.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. <em>Caillou<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_125208\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-125208\" style=\"width: 625px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/caillou-asshole.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125208 lazyload\" title=\"caillou-asshole\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/caillou-asshole.jpg\" alt=\"worst-kids-shows\" width=\"625\" height=\"474\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/caillou-asshole.jpg 625w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/caillou-asshole-264x200.jpg 264w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 625px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 625\/474;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-125208\" title=\"caillou-asshole\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/caillou-asshole.jpg\" alt=\"worst-kids-shows\" width=\"625\" height=\"474\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/caillou-asshole.jpg 625w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/caillou-asshole-264x200.jpg 264w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-125208\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>-via <a title=\"quickmeme\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quickmeme.com\/meme\/3sgd8o\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">QuickMeme<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Even if you disagree with every item on this list, let us all at least be united in our <a title=\"10 Reasons Parents Hate Caillou And Think He Should DIAF\" href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/parents-hate-caillou\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">unswerving hatred for Caillou<\/a>, the whiniest little brat in the world. Everyone hates <strong>Caillou<\/strong>. They hate his bald head. They hate his horrible voice. They hate his dumb clothes. 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