{"id":119709,"date":"2014-03-12T18:00:05","date_gmt":"2014-03-12T22:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/?p=119709"},"modified":"2014-03-13T11:31:20","modified_gmt":"2014-03-13T15:31:20","slug":"gay-agenda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/gay-agenda\/","title":{"rendered":"75 Things On The Gay Agenda"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently, there is a gay agenda<\/a>. I always thought it was equality, but according to many very dumb people – it’s not. It’s making everyone else gay, especially our children. Then we can all be gay together and do the gayest of gay things all the live-long day.<\/p>\n

A discussion that started on a comment thread about the movie Frozen making all of our kids gay inspired us in the Mommyish offices to think of all the gay things that give us all the gay. As you can tell, it’s just a random list of every item we can think of. You may recognize some of your suggestions.Believing that certain things can “make” someone gay is the most ridiculous theory ever, followed by Intelligent Design. So basically this is just a random nonsense list. But listing these random things in random order for no apparent reason still makes more sense than claiming that anything on this planet turns someone into a homosexual.<\/p>\n

1. My Little Pony<\/strong><\/p>\n

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2. Painting lessons<\/strong><\/p>\n

3. Poetry<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Pants<\/strong><\/p>\n

5. Ping-pong<\/strong><\/p>\n

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6. Short Haircuts<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. Leadership roles<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Self defense classes<\/strong><\/p>\n

9. Gay people<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. Pink anything<\/strong><\/p>\n

11. AC\/DC<\/strong><\/p>\n

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12. Showtunes<\/strong><\/p>\n

13. Nutella<\/strong><\/p>\n

14. Air<\/strong><\/p>\n

15. Breathing too much<\/strong><\/p>\n

16. Rizzo of Grease fame<\/strong><\/p>\n

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17. San Francisco<\/strong><\/p>\n

18. Tight pants<\/strong><\/p>\n

19. Kilts<\/strong><\/p>\n

20. Shopping<\/strong><\/p>\n

21. Tulips<\/strong><\/p>\n

22. Delicious cheese<\/strong><\/p>\n

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23. Reading<\/strong><\/p>\n

24. Crying<\/strong><\/p>\n

25. Quiche<\/strong><\/p>\n

26. Evolution<\/strong><\/p>\n

27. Soy<\/strong><\/p>\n

28. Rainbows<\/strong><\/p>\n

29. Jem<\/strong><\/p>\n

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30. The Peanuts Gang<\/strong><\/p>\n

31. Dancing<\/strong><\/p>\n

32. Doc McStuffins<\/strong><\/p>\n

33. Juicy Fruit<\/strong><\/p>\n

34. The Shake Weight<\/strong><\/p>\n

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35. iPod minis<\/strong><\/p>\n

36. Truth<\/strong><\/p>\n

37. Barbie’s cousin Skipper<\/strong><\/p>\n

38. Certain Pokemons, but just the gay ones<\/strong><\/p>\n

39. Having a mom who watches Ellen<\/strong><\/p>\n

40. \u00a0An early interest in decopauge<\/strong><\/p>\n

41. \u00a0Bert and Ernie<\/strong><\/p>\n

42. Not being potty trained by age three<\/strong><\/p>\n

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43. Gay marriage<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

44. Schools that play ‘We Are The Champions’ during assemblies<\/strong><\/p>\n

45. \u00a0Little boys playing with dolls<\/strong><\/p>\n

46. The Boy Scouts<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

47. Glee<\/strong><\/p>\n

48. Kissing your kids too much<\/strong><\/p>\n

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49: Spanking<\/strong><\/p>\n

50: Not spanking<\/strong><\/p>\n

51: Your son having long hair<\/strong><\/p>\n

52: Co-sleeping<\/strong><\/p>\n

53: The Sexy Skittles Walrus<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

54: Sheryl Sandberg<\/strong><\/p>\n

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55: Swimming<\/strong><\/p>\n

56: Having a gay relative<\/strong><\/p>\n

57: Seeing gay people kiss<\/strong><\/p>\n

58: Baseball<\/strong><\/p>\n

59: Rainbows<\/strong><\/p>\n

60: Reruns of Hollywood Squares<\/strong><\/p>\n

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61. Having Intellivision instead of Atari as your first gaming system<\/strong><\/p>\n

61. Owning an easy bake oven<\/strong><\/p>\n

62. Netflix<\/strong><\/p>\n

63. Separating the wafers while eating a Kit-Kat<\/strong><\/p>\n

64. Manscaping<\/strong><\/p>\n

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65. Sun-in<\/strong><\/p>\n

66. The Secret<\/strong><\/p>\n

67. Mallowmars<\/strong><\/p>\n

68. She-Ra<\/strong><\/p>\n

69.\u00a0Veggie lasagna<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

70. Garfield<\/strong><\/p>\n

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71. Saying “totes” instead of totally<\/strong><\/p>\n

72. Mr. Universe<\/strong><\/p>\n

73. Feeding your cat people-food<\/strong><\/p>\n

74. Framing posters<\/strong><\/p>\n

75. Unicorns<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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