{"id":115943,"date":"2014-02-06T08:00:27","date_gmt":"2014-02-06T13:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/?p=115943"},"modified":"2014-02-06T06:29:43","modified_gmt":"2014-02-06T11:29:43","slug":"beyonce-blue-ivy-new-photos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/beyonce-blue-ivy-new-photos\/","title":{"rendered":"Beyonce&#8217;s New Instagram Snaps Will Throw You In A Rage Spiral Of Mom Jealousy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love my life. Overall I&#8217;m a very happy person. I have a beautiful family. I&#8217;m pretty happy with myself. But when <strong>Beyonce<\/strong> posts new Instagram pics I find myself filled with this sense of awe and wonder and stone cold jealously. She is the only celebrity who makes me feel this way.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not just the fact she is amazingly talented and gorgeous. It&#8217;s not just the fact she has this super cute daughter and my baby making days are over. It&#8217;s not that she is promoting feminism and all these girl-power ideals which are making me love her even more. It&#8217;s not even that she is constantly posting photographs of herself and <strong>Jay<\/strong> and<strong> Blue<\/strong> that make them seem like the world&#8217;s most blessed and happy and magical couple. It&#8217;s this deadly combo of all of the above.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_115944\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-115944\" style=\"width: 594px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-06-at-6.02.38-AM.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-115944 lazyload\" title=\"Screen Shot 2014-02-06 at 6.02.38 AM\" alt=\"(Image: instagram) \" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-06-at-6.02.38-AM.png\" width=\"594\" height=\"597\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-06-at-6.02.38-AM.png 594w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-06-at-6.02.38-AM-199x200.png 199w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 594px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 594\/597;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-115944\" title=\"Screen Shot 2014-02-06 at 6.02.38 AM\" alt=\"(Image: instagram) \" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-06-at-6.02.38-AM.png\" width=\"594\" height=\"597\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-06-at-6.02.38-AM.png 594w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-06-at-6.02.38-AM-199x200.png 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-115944\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Image: instagram)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;m never going to look like Beyonce. I&#8217;m never going to be as talented as she is. I&#8217;m never going to lounge around on tacky yet terribly chic gold-gilded furniture backstage while my precious child plays on an iPhone. And even though we pay the mortgage and I have milk in my refrigerator and I GET that we are blessed my husband will never whisk my family away on a yacht in the south of France. It&#8217;s dumb to idolize and fawn over celebrities. Logically I understand this. But I can&#8217;t be the only mom out there who sees snaps like these and feels this dreaded sense of jealousy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-06-at-6.12.24-AM.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-115945 lazyload\" title=\"Screen Shot 2014-02-06 at 6.12.24 AM\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2014-02-06 at 6.12.24 AM\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-06-at-6.12.24-AM-640x665.png\" width=\"584\" height=\"606\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 584px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 584\/606;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-115945\" title=\"Screen Shot 2014-02-06 at 6.12.24 AM\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2014-02-06 at 6.12.24 AM\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-06-at-6.12.24-AM-640x665.png\" width=\"584\" height=\"606\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I never felt this way about celebrities growing up. I never idolized anyone to the extent I wanted their life. And I&#8217;m sure being Mrs. Carter has its drawbacks and all of that. I&#8217;m sure she fights with her husband and has days where her hair looks dumb and eats a disappointing meal on occasion and sometimes Blue cries and she gets frustrated just like the rest of us. But then she looks like this and <strong>Tom Ford<\/strong> probably calls her on the phone for a playdate.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-06-at-6.15.17-AM.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-115947 lazyload\" title=\"Screen Shot 2014-02-06 at 6.15.17 AM\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2014-02-06 at 6.15.17 AM\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-06-at-6.15.17-AM-640x558.png\" width=\"584\" height=\"509\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 584px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 584\/509;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-115947\" title=\"Screen Shot 2014-02-06 at 6.15.17 AM\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2014-02-06 at 6.15.17 AM\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Screen-Shot-2014-02-06-at-6.15.17-AM-640x558.png\" width=\"584\" height=\"509\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love seeing these pics because I&#8217;m a fan of Beyonce and Jay Z and yeah, all the happiness to them and their beautiful daughter but I can&#8217;t be the only one who compares my life to theirs and feels all my frumpiness come to the surface.<\/p>\n<p>My coffee is cold and my T-shirt has a small tear in the hem and I can&#8217;t get this one dog puke stain off the carpet on my staircase landing.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, I have Beyoncealousy.<\/p>\n<p>(Images: tumblr\/instagram)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love my life. Overall I&#8217;m a very happy person. I have a beautiful family. 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