{"id":104934,"date":"2013-10-24T14:00:07","date_gmt":"2013-10-24T18:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/?p=104934"},"modified":"2013-10-28T15:06:49","modified_gmt":"2013-10-28T19:06:49","slug":"vagina-cakes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/vagina-cakes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Vagina Cakes That Are Disturbing And Awesome Part II: Electric Boogaloo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vagina cakes aren&#8217;t just wholly inappropriate for baby showers, people &#8211; they can destroy any party. They&#8217;ve pretty much destroyed my life since my editors keep expecting me to pump out more vagina jokes. There isn&#8217;t enough vodka in the world to erase the shame of this career trajectory. <del>SEND HELP.<\/del> Enjoy, Internet!<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. The &#8220;It&#8217;s A Tunnel, No- It&#8217;s A Clitoris, No, It&#8217;s A Tunnel, No &#8211; It&#8217;s a Clitoris&#8221; Cake<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/vcake.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-104945 lazyload\" title=\"vcake\" alt=\"vcake\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/vcake-e1382545313374-640x853.jpg\" width=\"420\" height=\"560\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/vcake-e1382545313374-640x853.jpg 640w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/vcake-e1382545313374-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/vcake-e1382545313374-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/vcake-e1382545313374.jpg 960w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 420px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 420\/560;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-104945\" title=\"vcake\" alt=\"vcake\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/vcake-e1382545313374-640x853.jpg\" width=\"420\" height=\"560\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/vcake-e1382545313374-640x853.jpg 640w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/vcake-e1382545313374-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/vcake-e1382545313374-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/vcake-e1382545313374.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No. It&#8217;s a Clitoris.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. The &#8220;Whoever Made You This Hates Your Fucking Guts&#8221; Cake<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_104963\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-104963\" style=\"width: 409px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cakewrecks.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-104963 lazyload\" title=\"laura edw.ow.crowning baby baker\" alt=\"laura edw.ow.crowning baby baker\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/laura-edw.ow_.crowning-baby-baker-640x677.jpg\" width=\"409\" height=\"432\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/laura-edw.ow_.crowning-baby-baker-640x677.jpg 640w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/laura-edw.ow_.crowning-baby-baker-189x200.jpg 189w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/laura-edw.ow_.crowning-baby-baker.jpg 756w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 409px) 100vw, 409px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 409px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 409\/432;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-104963\" title=\"laura edw.ow.crowning baby baker\" alt=\"laura edw.ow.crowning baby baker\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/laura-edw.ow_.crowning-baby-baker-640x677.jpg\" width=\"409\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/laura-edw.ow_.crowning-baby-baker-640x677.jpg 640w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/laura-edw.ow_.crowning-baby-baker-189x200.jpg 189w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/laura-edw.ow_.crowning-baby-baker.jpg 756w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 409px) 100vw, 409px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-104963\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Cakewrecks.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>No. Why? No. No. Why? No. Why? No. Why do your friends hate you so much? And why is <strong>Guy Fierri<\/strong> emerging from your cake-vagina?<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a03. The &#8220;Lord Of The Rings\/ Vagina Mash-Up&#8221; Cake<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_104974\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-104974\" style=\"width: 467px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/180847741256725724\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-104974 lazyload\" title=\"129dff08ae3c93fcb1e064600a54500d\" alt=\"129dff08ae3c93fcb1e064600a54500d\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/129dff08ae3c93fcb1e064600a54500d-640x543.jpg\" width=\"467\" height=\"396\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/129dff08ae3c93fcb1e064600a54500d-640x543.jpg 640w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/129dff08ae3c93fcb1e064600a54500d-236x200.jpg 236w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/129dff08ae3c93fcb1e064600a54500d.jpg 700w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 467px) 100vw, 467px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 467px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 467\/396;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-104974\" title=\"129dff08ae3c93fcb1e064600a54500d\" alt=\"129dff08ae3c93fcb1e064600a54500d\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/129dff08ae3c93fcb1e064600a54500d-640x543.jpg\" width=\"467\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/129dff08ae3c93fcb1e064600a54500d-640x543.jpg 640w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/129dff08ae3c93fcb1e064600a54500d-236x200.jpg 236w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/129dff08ae3c93fcb1e064600a54500d.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 467px) 100vw, 467px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-104974\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Pinterest\/ cre-art-blog.hu)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u201dThere is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. The &#8220;Rorschach Vagina&#8221; Cake<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_104975\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-104975\" style=\"width: 450px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/60798663691375264\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-104975 lazyload\" title=\"db8b6d7b15bec840458fad5c5ded7fd4\" alt=\"db8b6d7b15bec840458fad5c5ded7fd4\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/db8b6d7b15bec840458fad5c5ded7fd4.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"348\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/db8b6d7b15bec840458fad5c5ded7fd4.jpg 500w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/db8b6d7b15bec840458fad5c5ded7fd4-258x200.jpg 258w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 450px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 450\/348;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-104975\" title=\"db8b6d7b15bec840458fad5c5ded7fd4\" alt=\"db8b6d7b15bec840458fad5c5ded7fd4\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/db8b6d7b15bec840458fad5c5ded7fd4.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/db8b6d7b15bec840458fad5c5ded7fd4.jpg 500w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/db8b6d7b15bec840458fad5c5ded7fd4-258x200.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-104975\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Pinterest\/ bigfatcook.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I see the Virgin Mary. Go!<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. The &#8220;Stop Calling The Vulva A Vagina&#8221; Cake<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_104976\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-104976\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/60798663691096554\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-104976 lazyload\" title=\"bf0457a74a7704ab68fe32f34d231cf4\" alt=\"bf0457a74a7704ab68fe32f34d231cf4\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/bf0457a74a7704ab68fe32f34d231cf4.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"409\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/bf0457a74a7704ab68fe32f34d231cf4.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/bf0457a74a7704ab68fe32f34d231cf4-196x200.jpg 196w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 400px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 400\/409;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-104976\" title=\"bf0457a74a7704ab68fe32f34d231cf4\" alt=\"bf0457a74a7704ab68fe32f34d231cf4\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/bf0457a74a7704ab68fe32f34d231cf4.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/bf0457a74a7704ab68fe32f34d231cf4.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/bf0457a74a7704ab68fe32f34d231cf4-196x200.jpg 196w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-104976\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Pinterst.com\/ chaosbakery.tumblr)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>It&#8217;s not a vagina, it&#8217;s the vulva, okay? Stop calling it a vagina. The Internet hates it when you do that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. The &#8220;I Have No Idea What Paul Is Into&#8221; Cake<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/1cb56b93fd93ae4bcbc87a27875da64f.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-104977 lazyload\" title=\"1cb56b93fd93ae4bcbc87a27875da64f\" alt=\"1cb56b93fd93ae4bcbc87a27875da64f\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/1cb56b93fd93ae4bcbc87a27875da64f.jpg\" width=\"432\" height=\"576\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/1cb56b93fd93ae4bcbc87a27875da64f.jpg 540w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/1cb56b93fd93ae4bcbc87a27875da64f-150x200.jpg 150w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 432px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 432\/576;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-104977\" title=\"1cb56b93fd93ae4bcbc87a27875da64f\" alt=\"1cb56b93fd93ae4bcbc87a27875da64f\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/1cb56b93fd93ae4bcbc87a27875da64f.jpg\" width=\"432\" height=\"576\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/1cb56b93fd93ae4bcbc87a27875da64f.jpg 540w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/1cb56b93fd93ae4bcbc87a27875da64f-150x200.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What in the&#8230;? Paul, what the hell is going on here? Is that a keychain coming out of a fondant butthole? I give up. Happy born-day, Paul. Because the only thing that annoys me more than a cake making me feel like a prude is when people use the phrase, &#8220;born-day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a07. The &#8220;Where Do Babies Come From, Your Butt, Right?&#8221; Cake<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_104989\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-104989\" style=\"width: 420px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scarymommy.com\/message-board\/index.php?p=\/discussion\/23650\/strange-baby-items\/p2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-104989 lazyload\" title=\"another-baby-shower-cake-vagina\" alt=\"another-baby-shower-cake-vagina\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/another-baby-shower-cake-vagina-640x480.jpg\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/another-baby-shower-cake-vagina-640x480.jpg 640w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/another-baby-shower-cake-vagina-267x200.jpg 267w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/another-baby-shower-cake-vagina.jpg 720w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 420px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 420\/315;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-104989\" title=\"another-baby-shower-cake-vagina\" alt=\"another-baby-shower-cake-vagina\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/another-baby-shower-cake-vagina-640x480.jpg\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/another-baby-shower-cake-vagina-640x480.jpg 640w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/another-baby-shower-cake-vagina-267x200.jpg 267w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/another-baby-shower-cake-vagina.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-104989\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(scarymommy.com)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Remember in the 80&#8217;s when everyone was standing in lines for these things? That&#8217;s clearly not happening anymore.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. The &#8220;What In The Mother-Of-All-Things-Holy Is This?&#8221; Cake<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_104991\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-104991\" style=\"width: 409px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/WTF\/comments\/1e6ae0\/this_was_my_friends_baby_shower_cake_nsfw\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-104991 lazyload\" title=\"7pX1a0H\" alt=\"7pX1a0H\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/7pX1a0H-640x853.jpg\" width=\"409\" height=\"545\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/7pX1a0H-640x853.jpg 640w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/7pX1a0H-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/7pX1a0H.jpg 720w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 409px) 100vw, 409px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 409px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 409\/545;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-104991\" title=\"7pX1a0H\" alt=\"7pX1a0H\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/7pX1a0H-640x853.jpg\" width=\"409\" height=\"545\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/7pX1a0H-640x853.jpg 640w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/7pX1a0H-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/7pX1a0H.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 409px) 100vw, 409px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-104991\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Reddit)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Someone royally screwed the dimensions on this thing. No way should your frosting clitoris be as big as your fondant baby-fist.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. The &#8220;Vagina Says You Are Getting Very Sleepy&#8221; Cake<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_104993\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-104993\" style=\"width: 320px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/445223113132723643\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-104993 lazyload\" title=\"18344a3f79c91b22e41b0e656a2a1177\" alt=\"18344a3f79c91b22e41b0e656a2a1177\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/18344a3f79c91b22e41b0e656a2a1177.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"481\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/18344a3f79c91b22e41b0e656a2a1177.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/18344a3f79c91b22e41b0e656a2a1177-133x200.jpg 133w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 320px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 320\/481;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-104993\" title=\"18344a3f79c91b22e41b0e656a2a1177\" alt=\"18344a3f79c91b22e41b0e656a2a1177\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/18344a3f79c91b22e41b0e656a2a1177.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"481\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/18344a3f79c91b22e41b0e656a2a1177.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/18344a3f79c91b22e41b0e656a2a1177-133x200.jpg 133w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-104993\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Pinterest\/ Hauntermaker)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Look into my eyes, not my chocolate-sprinkled anus.<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. The &#8220;Glorious 70&#8217;s Bush&#8221; Cake<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/e4cdff06b122966eed577ec782c33b83.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-105001 lazyload\" title=\"e4cdff06b122966eed577ec782c33b83\" alt=\"e4cdff06b122966eed577ec782c33b83\" data-src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/e4cdff06b122966eed577ec782c33b83.jpg\" width=\"333\" height=\"283\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/e4cdff06b122966eed577ec782c33b83.jpg 333w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/e4cdff06b122966eed577ec782c33b83-235x200.jpg 235w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 333px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 333\/283;\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-105001\" title=\"e4cdff06b122966eed577ec782c33b83\" alt=\"e4cdff06b122966eed577ec782c33b83\" src=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/e4cdff06b122966eed577ec782c33b83.jpg\" width=\"333\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/e4cdff06b122966eed577ec782c33b83.jpg 333w, https:\/\/mommyish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/e4cdff06b122966eed577ec782c33b83-235x200.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ugh. Just&#8230; here. I can&#8217;t think of anymore vagina jokes.<\/p>\n<p>For the vagina cakes that started it all, <a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/vagina-cakes\/\">click here<\/a>. Or if you are more into <a href=\"https:\/\/mommyish.com\/10-ways-to-reuse-a-penis-cake-pan\/\">penis cakes,<\/a> we have those too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vagina cakes aren&#8217;t just wholly inappropriate for baby showers, people &#8211; they can destroy any party. 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