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Why Is George Clooney Getting Married?

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George Clooney - Monuments MenPerhaps you’ve heard that unrepentant bachelor George Clooney announced over the weekend that he plans to marry London barrister Amal Alamuddin? America’s female populace (and all of his former girlfriends) are in shock that George’s protestations against marriage were all a fraud. Apparently, George does NOT think he would be terrible at marriage. He was just waiting for the right girl to come along. Awww. So, now we have to ask: Why now?

Reports on the pending nuptials speculate that former sexiest man alive Clooney has finally “met his match” in Alamuddin, 36-year-old Oxford-educated British lawyer who has represented Edward Snowden and clerk  ed for Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.

Considering Clooney has long protested that marriage is not his thing (including in a November Esquire interview when he said “I haven’t had aspirations in that way, ever“) we in the Mommyish offices are left to ponder what changed George’s mind (and so quickly).

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