Pregnancy

10 Reasons Why I Miss Getting My Period

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6. I can’t help out a friend in need.

We’re shopping at the mall and you need a pad? I can’t help you. You come over my house to go swimming and you forgot a tampon? Looks like we need to make a Target run.

7. No more cleavage boost.

Yes, bloating isn’t fun when it comes to wearing any bottoms other than yoga pants. But my post-pregnancy sad sacks really miss the hormone boost that used to give me Jessica Rabbit’s silhouette once a month.

8. I have to apologize.

I’m not proud of it, but I’d be lying if I said I’ve never used the “i’m sorry I was so mean before, I have my period,” line to smooth over a fight when I know full and well that I was wrong.

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