Anonymous Mom: What I Wish I Could Post To Facebook About My Pregnancy

By  | 


Have you ever been incredibly hungry at a wonderful restaurant, and so you ate the food like you had never seen surf and turf in your entire life? Yeah you’ll enjoy it, but you won’t really be “eating” so much as “gobbling.” That’s the best analogy I can give you for how it is going down in my house right now. And don’t let Jenny McCarthy’s bullshit about how sex in the third trimester is like being a “pig in the pasture” freak you out. Leave it to a bunny to make a woman feel dehumanized when she is at her most naturally fabulous. Gobble indeed.

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6