Anonymous Mom: What I Wish I Could Post To Facebook About My Pregnancy
Have you ever been incredibly hungry at a wonderful restaurant, and so you ate the food like you had never seen surf and turf in your entire life? Yeah youâ€™ll enjoy it, but you wonâ€™t really be â€œeatingâ€ so much as â€œgobbling.” Thatâ€™s the best analogy I can give you for how it is going down in my house right now. And donâ€™t let Jenny McCarthyâ€™s bullshit about how sex in the third trimester is like being a â€œpig in the pastureâ€ freak you out. Leave it to a bunny to make a woman feel dehumanized when she is at her most naturally fabulous. Gobble indeed.