Anonymous Mom: What I Wish I Could Post To Facebook About My Pregnancy

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Specifically, because I am petite, I have been in for an awakening. I have had to, quite sadly goodbye to my cha cha. Not only did it change colors, but I developed moles and freckles which my doc tells me are varicose veins (CHARMING). Then somewhere in the third trimester, I realized I couldn’t see it, reach it or otherwise communicate with Lady Divine without an idiotic setup involving mirrors and chairs that cannot possibly be safe.

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