Going to movies that don’t involve talking animals, taking long baths, having sex without anyone knocking on the door and asking if the popcorn bag should be opened before it goes in the microwave, eating a long lunch without anyone stealing all your French fries. I love my kids. I couldn’t imagine my life without them, but sometimes I miss the days before I had them. I can’t be the only one who feels this way. So instead of having any free time this weekend, I’ll be helping with four English projects and cleaning my house a lot. Yeah, Yeah I should have thought about that before I opened my slut legs and got myself knocked up.
So, tell me, what do your miss most about the days before you had kids? Go go go!