The 10 Most WTF Gifts Given To Prince George Last Year

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6. A miniature motorbike

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Um, who’d want to ride a motorbike when instead you could be carried around in a plush sedan chair by four of your favorite minions?

7. A permanently reserved seat at the pub

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Who loves going to the bar more than a baby?!

8. An apple tree

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This gift from Labour Party leader Ed Miliband is apparently a traditional gift for firstborn sons, but maybe it works better for firstborn sons who don’t already own by proxy an entire kingdom’s worth of apple trees.

9. A £10,000 diaper-cream charm bracelet

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The only thing babies love more than going to the bar is breaking and/or eating the wildly expensive gold jewelry you got them for their birthday.

10. A hand-crafted pine toy box

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That’s sweet. Now, who’s going to give him another 705 pine toy boxes to hold all the rest of the mega-loot he’s gotten?

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