Weird Lawsuit Claims Justin Bieber Is A Baby Daddy

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And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh. No really. A woman claims Justin Bieber is the father of her baby. And she’s filed suit demanding a paternity test and lots of cold, hard cash.

Star magazine reports that 20-year-old California woman Mariah Yeater alleges Bieber is the father of her 3-month-old son. She claims she was 19 years old when she had sex backstage with Bieber. Classy! Anyway, that would mean that she’s a statutory rapist, no? That’s what you call it when you have sex with someone who is underage. Lucky for her, if these allegations have even one shred of reality to them, she likely wouldn’t be charged since the age difference is small enough that prosecutors don’t charge. Actually, I guess we’d need to learn more about California law since she claims the deed happened after a concert in Los Angeles.

Bieber’s people are saying it’s all hogwash. We’ll keep you updated on court hearings as they happen. I have to say that my B.S. detector is going off. What do you think? Supposedly she is claiming that she was picked by a bodyguard to go backstage with a bunch of other ladies. She and Justin hit it off so he asked her to go somewhere private with him. Oh, and that it was his first time. And where was this private place? A bathroom. Yeah, right.

And then she claims that she asked him to put on a condom but that he said he didn’t want to because it was his first time. And then his personality changed drastically, we’re told. And he cussed a lot as he talked dirty to her.

I don’t know. Perhaps this is a totally accurate account of a real-life thing that happened. But something doesn’t sound right.