I’m not a WalMart shopper. I’m more of a Tar-J shopper. BUT you guys there is this thing I want badly at Walmart so I do that thing where you bookmark something and you think about it and you decide it costs too much money but you kinda really want it so you go and check to see if the price has dropped and read all the reviews on it a a lot to see if it is something worth buying or not. And even though I probably won’t get it because it’s from Walmart and you KNOW I have issues with them and how problematic they are I still look at it anyway. So don’t leave me comments about how WalMart is the devil because I know OK?

 

Yes, the cushions are kinda ugly but i could get replacements and it’s an outside bed. An. OUTSIDE.BED.  So anyway on one of my many trips to the WalMart website I discovered they have this thing called TRENDING ITEMS and it’s now my new favorite website on the internet. EVER. The amount of random crap they consider trending based on someone pinning it or writing a review on it or buying it is this amazing study in consumerism, aesthetics and ‘MERICA. Behold!

Trending Items From WalMart From Right Now 

Dynamic Health Beetroot Juice

 

I have no idea what this is. I have never had beetroot juice, but people must love it because it is TRENDING.

100 Balls In A Mesh Net Bag 

 

This is a bad idea. I very bad idea. I don’t care if they cost $12 these are 100 balls that you will have to be picking up off your floor when your kid tosses them out of the ball pit.

 Bat Out Of Hell: Meatloaf 

 

The fact that Meatloaf’s 1977 album is a trending purchase at Walmart in the year of our Lord 2014 makes me so happy I can’t even tell you.

Kiss Everlasting Real Short Length French Nails, Pearl White Tip

 

 

$4.97, and 378 four and a half star reviews!

GABRIALLA Maternity Support Belt (Medium-strength): MS-96

 

Only four people reviewed this, so I have no idea why it is “trending” but awesome!

 

OP Juniors Fashion Studded Fringe Bikini Top

 

You know who would wear this? Bethany. 

Cosco – Scenera Convertible Car Seat

People LOVE this car seat! It has 642 glowing reviews so if you are in the market for a new carseat it may be worth checking out.

Banzai Hydro Blast Water Park

This thing is $800! Who has that kind money? You know what will happen, this thing will pop or your kids will play in it once or twice and it will get all moldy and weird and you will end up having total shopper’s remorse.

BLACKHAWK! Inside-The-Pants Holster, Black, 3″-4″ Barrel Medium Frame .32/.380 Autos, Right Hand
 

 

 

 

For only $8.33!