My FiancÃ© Got His Vasectomy Reversed For Me — And Now I Want Him Resnipped
But back to our birth control method, or lack thereof. Bluntly, my fiancÃ© hates condoms. He also hates the fact he canâ€™t come in me. Apparently it just doesnâ€™t feel as good, which also, I donâ€™t get. I did try the pill but it didnâ€™t sit well with me in the sense that it made me very depressed. â€œI can be on the pill,â€ I told him, â€œBut I will be miserable and moody FOREVER!â€ He agreed that I should get off them.
I also donâ€™t want some device stuck up me. I’m very fertile, it seems, and I worry it wonâ€™t work, or it will get stuck up me, and cause some sort of infection and I will die and, well, need I go on? My fiancÃ© suggested that I get my tubes tied, which I adamantly protested. Iâ€™m pretty sure I donâ€™t want more kids. I have my boy and my girl and two bonus daughters. Our house is full. But, I donâ€™t know. Getting your tubes tied seems so final. Iâ€™m not into it. Iâ€™m not into the finality of it. So, weâ€™re back to him getting ANOTHER vasectomy.
The poor guy. I do feel for him. His penis has been prodded a lot by doctors.
I recently ran into the doctor who preformed his reverse vasectomy at a Starbucks and we got to talking. â€œWe need you again,â€ I told him. I didnâ€™t add, â€œCan we get some sort of deal?â€ He told me heâ€™s done this many times. Meaning, heâ€™s done vasectomies on men, who later get divorced, meet someone, he does a vasectomy reversal on them, and then they come back for another vasectomy.
My fiancÃ© knows that he has to get this done. I know heâ€™s going to milk it for all itâ€™s worth. I will have to play nurse again and listen to him moan for weeks about how much pain he is in. I can deal with it. Itâ€™s not nearly as bad as a screaming baby.Â My fiancÃ© does admit that it doesnâ€™t hurt TOO much, but again, he has to somehow fit this procedure in around his soccer schedule, which, it seems, is year round. But there really isnâ€™t any other option is there?
So, yes, he got a vasectomy, got a reverse vasectomy, and will get another vasectomy. And who knows? Maybe Iâ€™ll demand he gets another reverse vasectomy one day. You never know. For now, I promise him his penis will be in the best hands possible. The Doctors. And then it will be in good hands — mine.