18 Funniest Vasectomy Cakes
I JUST RETIRED THE SWIM TEAM
These cartoon sperms are honestly adorable. The big eyes are just too cute. On vasectomy cakes, you’ll find quite a few illusions to swimmers (for good reason obviously). This cheerful take on the idea embodies the celebratory message behind a vasectomy cake. While it might seem counter-intuitive to celebrate a lack of children, these decisions are made by consenting adults in good faith, usually to create more stable, functional households. So why not thank the brave guy who agreed to the surgery? A cake is really the least a grateful partner can do after that ordeal. And if it depicts the sperm as friendly, smiling little creatures, all the better.