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This Mother Of Two Drinks Blood And Calls Herself A Vampire Because Yolo? Or Forever?
I may be the most boring mom in the world, because I’ve got nothing freaky going on – unless you count the fact I am currently sportin’ a kelly green pedicure for summer as “freaky.” That’s about as outrageous as I get. Totally unlike this mama fromÂ Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania, who drinks half-a-gallon of live human blood a month and calls herself a vampire. Confession time! I fell asleep while watching the second Twilight movie! Now, I am not going to get too judgey on our vampire motherÂ Julia Caples, age 45 here, because all of her participants in her blood suckery are willing and she is super careful about screening them. According to the Daily Mail:
Ms CaplesÂ says she is aware of the health dangers, but all her donors are tested before she’ll drink from them.
‘I meet some donors online but I absolutely have to meet them in person first, she says. ‘And they have to get blood tests to make sure that they’re not carrying any blood borne diseases like AIDS or HIV.’
The issue that I have, is that her young son looks totally terrified of her and her teen daughter seems really annoyed with her mom’s hobby.
I think if your kids are that bothered with it, especially considering you are bringing strange dudes into your home to drink their blood, then it’s probably time you find a new hobby, like rock climbing or knitting or shoplifting or something. Vampire mother Julia Caples may be a great mom in every other way, but if you are engaging in something that makes the people you gave birth to upset you should probably put your special made blood-letting ritual knife away in your memory box or in the attic or something.
It sounds to me like this mom may just have an iron or sodium deficency or something. Can’t she just eat rare meat and watch some old Boris Karlof Movies?
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