Looking To Pinch Some Pennies? Try One Of These Unusual Money Saving Ideas!

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High in fat, very filling.

When you’re poor, you resort to things like cannibalism. It’s fine. You have to be resourceful, and sometimes that means stepping out of your comfort zone. Little squeamish? You’ll get over it when you see your bank account balance grow. You can even regurgitate the rich and feed them to your kids, like we mentioned above! Just remember to eat naked, so you don’t get your clothes dirty. Blood is pretty hard to get out of most fabrics, and you’ll regret spending all the money you saved by eating a rich person on dry cleaning. Remember, we’re thinking so far outside the box, the box is a dot.

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