Looking To Pinch Some Pennies? Try One Of These Unusual Money Saving Ideas!
Great idea, depending on how much your black soul is worth.
Sell your soul, you don't need it
— soulcandy (@soulcandyd) November 13, 2017
If you still have one, you probably don’t need it. I hear they fetch a pretty penny in some parts of the world. Like kidneys! Surely you can find a black market for souls somewhere in the seedy underbelly of the interwebs. Maybe you can set up an auction on Ebay for it? People do that for electronics and collectibles and virginity, right? A soul would get a nice bidding war going, and you could probably make a mint on yours (assuming you don’t have any bad karma attached to it). Throw in all your pants to sweeten the pot, and people will be begging to throw their money at you!