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Looking To Pinch Some Pennies? Try One Of These Unusual Money Saving Ideas!
Saving money sounds easy … in theory. You just don’t spend it, right? Squirrel it away in a savings account or under your mattress or whatever. But you know what makes saving money difficult? All the cool things you could spend it on instead. Who wants to save for a rainy day when you can buy ridiculous Mary Poppins wellies to wear on that rainy day?! Nobody, that’s who. But we’re grown-ups or whatever, and everyone tells us to be responsible and money-wise and blah blah blah. Being an adult sucks for lots of reason, and this is one of them. If you have a hard time saving, you might need to resort to some … unusual money saving ideas. We’re not saying they’ll work, but we’re not saying they won’t work, either! This is a great time of year to try anything, right?
This time of year, it feels like money just flies out of your wallet at an alarming rate. You’ve got parties and holidays and gifts to buy. It’s a rough season for the financially unprepared! If you’re looking to save some cash this year, try one of these unusual money saving ideas. Are they smart ideas? LOL no. Are they funny and will they distract you from your lack of funds? Absolutely. It helps to laugh when you check your bank account and all it does is laugh at you. Keeps the tears away, we hear!
Unusual money saving ideas may just be the answer to your poor prayers. I mean, it couldn’t hurt, right? Get your gardening gloves out.
Plant a penny in your garden and soon you’ll have a money tree.
*gallops away on a
unicorn ?*— Molotov Cocktail (@MollyCocktail) November 13, 2017
Or plant an entire jar of pennies, and watch your dividends grow! All else fails, you can sell your unicorn on the black market for a quick buck. And this amazing trick can apply to pretty much anything! Out of wine? Plant some grapes in your yard. Chip stash running low? Potatoes, duh. Need a new sweater for that holiday party? Try planting an Anthro catalog, see what happens! The thing about unusual money saving ideas is that you have to think outside of the box. Really far outside of it. You really shouldn’t even be able to see the box from where you’re thinking. The box should be a dot to you!
