Resolution Week: Amazing Resolutions Inspired By Women Who Love Being Moms On Twitter

BF0478-002Christmas is behind us, the new year is around the corner, and we’re all thinking about the resolutions we’ll be making this year, right? I don’t make resolutions because I hate to fail. Maybe my resolution should be to not make resolutions – or to embrace failure – or both.

I love being a mom – I’m sure you do, too. There’s always someone that loves it a little more  than us though – as evidenced by these tweets. What better way to show the world you love parenting than by constructing various hashtags to prove your point; #ilovebeingamom, #beingamomisthebest, #lovebeingamom – the list goes on. Just in case you needed some inspiration, I put together a little list of resolutions inspired by women who love being mothers!

1. I resolve to continue being a crappy friend.

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Because the only way you can be a good mom is by sucking at friendship.


2. I resolve to fully embrace the paranoid insomnia motherhood brings.

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I’ve done this.


3. I resolve to completely forget I had a life before kids.

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What did I do for entertainment pre-kids? A lot.


4. I resolve to workout and also watch my kids sleep.

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If I had to choose between these two options – I go for the sleeping one, too.


5. I resolve to make my child so dependent on me i’ll have to be his roommate forever.

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Good luck, future girlfriends!


6. I resolve to lower my expectations.

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Okay – I’m mean.


7. I resolve to forget the definition of fun.

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The only thing I hate more than these poorly spelled cyber-guilt chain letters is the pressure to share them.


8. I resolve to reproduce for all eternity.

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