The 10 Best Baby Names Inspired By Beer
I love beer almost as much as I love my two beautiful babiesâ€¦. although, my kids definitely donâ€™t help me relax after a long, hard day. Even though I love my kids more than anythingâ€”as toddlers, they are often the source of my anxiety. But on the other hand, itâ€™s perfectly legal to carry your baby while walking down the street. Try this with an open beer, and youâ€™ll be in a world of hurt.
This is a tough one. I wish I had been smart enough to name my kids after delicious, delicious beer. Maybe thereâ€™s still time to change their birth certificates to one of these top 10 picks:
I live in Texas, where little (Shiner) Bock would be one popular kid.
Your friends will applaud this gorgeous, hop-varietal-inspiredÂ girlâ€™s name.
This is a popular southern name in general, especially for those who like to sip on Colt 45 on a hot summerâ€™s day. #maltliquor
You are one brave, brave soul if you choose thisÂ name for your kid, but it just might be crazy enough to work.
Iâ€™ve known quite a few dogs with this name, so why not a strapping baby boy? You heard it here first.
This name is totally fine, but I will give $100 if you choose the middle name â€œLite.â€
Pretty obvious but still a commendable baby beer name.
8. Samuel Adams.
This one is just a given for the lazy beer lover since you get a first name and a middle name all in one.
A totes adorable name that just happens to be a delicious mixture of half beer and half lemonade.
Vienna is a gorgeous name, save for that twat onÂ The Bachelor, that also pays homage to Old Vienna Beer.