20 Photos That Prove Toddlers Will Go To Any Level To Get On Our Last Nerve

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Toddlers are a force of nature. They cannot be contained. You cannot predict their behavior or direction. You can try to prepare for their arrival, but 99% of them will change shit up on you at the last minute. I’m not sure what goes on in a toddler’s brain! I assume it’s just a constant swirl of blacks lines with flames and images of candy floating around. But then, after they’ve destroyed your house and reduced you to tears, they’ll toddle over for a snuggle and a kiss. Because they’re adorable, and also diabolically brilliant.

If you have a toddler, don’t worry: you are not alone in your madness. We’ve all been there, and some of us are on our way there. Solidarity with toddler parents! Life with toddlers is never boring, often hilarious, and almost always insane. It’s like they’re genetically designed to drive us absolutely bonkers, but still be so cute that the thought of selling them is fleeting. It must be a survival mechanism, right? Sort of like how our survival mechanism is to cry behind a locked bathroom door with all of the snacks you’ve been hiding from your family. The toddler years are brutal, parents. But you’ll be longing for them when your kids are smarmy teens.

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