Toddler
10 Toddler Foods Adults Secretly Love
Every parent steals their toddler’s food when they aren’t looking. That is a fact. It’s also a fact that you will break your back to pack your toddler convenient, semi-healthy snacks to take with them to the zoo or daycare, and they will smash them or throw them on the ground or throw them at you every time. Might as well eat them yourself and avoid the hassle.
These delicious snacks may be cleverly marketed to little folk, but we all know that grown-ups like them better:
1. Chicken Nuggets
I will shame-eat chicken nuggets with the best of ‘em, as I pretend that they aren’t made of chicken lips and pig buttholes.
2. Mac ‘n Cheese
Lay off me—I’m carb-loading for a race.
3. Go-Gurt
Delicious, sugary go-gurt is more like a squishy sack of dessert than a healthy, probiotic treat.
4. Grapes
Frozen grapes floating in a glass of wine are either totally redundant or the best idea ever.
5. Cut-Up Fruit
Regular fruit is so big and heavy. The struggle is real.
