8 Things That Go Through Your Mind Every Day After You Pass Your Due Date
5. I wish everyone would stop talking.
If one more person says Any day now! you just might lose it.
6. I can’t.
You will burst into tears because you just can’t be pregnant any longer.
7. My doula/chiropractor/midwife/best friend is a fucking liar.
As is anyone else who has given you advice about jump-starting labor.
8. I’m never doing this again.
This may or may not be something that you change your mind about, but you’ll definitely think it.